Scoots
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I have a solid alibi for most, if not all of the zodiac murders.
We’ve reached the event horizon where all terrible people are *must* be in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We’ve reached the event horizon where all terrible people are *must* be in the Epstein files.
What’s annoying about the whole thing is he’s the only one talking about running. Like damn people, wait for there to literally be any other candidate. We don’t have to take blood oaths to vote blue 3 years in advance.
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
What’s annoying about the whole thing is he’s the only one talking about running. Like damn people, wait for there to literally be any other candidate. We don’t have to take blood oaths to vote blue 3 years in advance.
I’m just imagining this guy giving an ai all his personal information, spending his whole time in line gathering this stuff, just to get to the front of the line for the part where the tire guy says “alright let’s go take a look at your car” anyway.
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m just imagining this guy giving an ai all his personal information, spending his whole time in line gathering this stuff, just to get to the front of the line for the part where the tire guy says “alright let’s go take a look at your car” anyway.
Matsuzawa has a cool story and a fun nickname. And their stats are comparable enough that I’m not offended by him getting the nod over Sandell.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Matsuzawa has a cool story and a fun nickname. And their stats are comparable enough that I’m not offended by him getting the nod over Sandell.
The ACC is getting (rightfully) dinged for their tiebreaker situation, but I think the SEC deserves similar criticism. A&M and Ole Miss both had a loss to spare, if A&M lost to Georgia in that game, keeping them in wouldn’t be nearly as controversial.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The ACC is getting (rightfully) dinged for their tiebreaker situation, but I think the SEC deserves similar criticism. A&M and Ole Miss both had a loss to spare, if A&M lost to Georgia in that game, keeping them in wouldn’t be nearly as controversial.
Maybe they wanted a coach who wouldn’t get poached any time soon
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe they wanted a coach who wouldn’t get poached any time soon
What is it about the bills that seems to make receivers lose the will to live?
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What is it about the bills that seems to make receivers lose the will to live?
Doesn’t Casino Royale start with Bond getting his “00” designation for the first time? Why didn’t that continuity bother them?
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Doesn’t Casino Royale start with Bond getting his “00” designation for the first time? Why didn’t that continuity bother them?
I’m sorry, Iowa is 5th in the Big 10 in scoring?
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m sorry, Iowa is 5th in the Big 10 in scoring?
I want a candidate who endorses good policy, but failing that, I’d probably vote for a quokka.
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I want a candidate who endorses good policy, but failing that, I’d probably vote for a quokka.
I wonder what could be going on in the nation that might cause people to want to not be super open about their gender identity
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I wonder what could be going on in the nation that might cause people to want to not be super open about their gender identity
Sarah Z had a pretty interesting video about how a ton of super cringey “woke” posts from tumblr were actually made by conservatives as a bit
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sarah Z had a pretty interesting video about how a ton of super cringey “woke” posts from tumblr were actually made by conservatives as a bit
I feel like directors being problematic always eventually catches up to them in MM voting and Coppola is a real POS.
March 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I feel like directors being problematic always eventually catches up to them in MM voting and Coppola is a real POS.
I remember when they had to change their theme song because the one they used forever was made by Bean Dad.
February 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I remember when they had to change their theme song because the one they used forever was made by Bean Dad.
My favorite was when someone wrote a thinkpiece about how their “no bummers” rule was bigoted because it prevented people from asking how to combat racism and homophobia on their comedy advice podcast.
February 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My favorite was when someone wrote a thinkpiece about how their “no bummers” rule was bigoted because it prevented people from asking how to combat racism and homophobia on their comedy advice podcast.
Why would a rise in transphobia and fascism make it harder to make an aggressively transphobic movie like EP?
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Why would a rise in transphobia and fascism make it harder to make an aggressively transphobic movie like EP?
TikTok shut itself down voluntarily with a message saying Trump will bring it back. TikTok is already cooperating with him and giving him credit.
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
TikTok shut itself down voluntarily with a message saying Trump will bring it back. TikTok is already cooperating with him and giving him credit.
Gators go up by 4 with 0:12 on the clock. LSU backup fullback runs the squib back to the house
November 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Gators go up by 4 with 0:12 on the clock. LSU backup fullback runs the squib back to the house
Demon who can fly, but I can also kinda fly, but also neither of us are going that fast
August 28, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Demon who can fly, but I can also kinda fly, but also neither of us are going that fast
But he didn’t. His response isn’t a quote from him. The article about his response is from the same source as the report and they stipulate that they “believe” that is his position. I wish a less dodgy source had *any* reporting on this at all.
July 4, 2024 at 6:35 PM
But he didn’t. His response isn’t a quote from him. The article about his response is from the same source as the report and they stipulate that they “believe” that is his position. I wish a less dodgy source had *any* reporting on this at all.