Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭
@scooterbones.bsky.social
Union dog, and proud
Free Palestine
Patria o Muerte
Uncle Ho's Goodest Boy
Free Palestine
Patria o Muerte
Uncle Ho's Goodest Boy
Mamdani really going pimp to ho in record time
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Mamdani really going pimp to ho in record time
AOC with her characteristic brash, risk-taking and unconventional takes
AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
AOC with her characteristic brash, risk-taking and unconventional takes
I do think you have some responsibility to try to keep things you write from looking bigoted if you squint hard enough. But also there are people out there trying really hard to squint the worst intentions into everything they find. That practice is an anti-social blight whatever the practicers
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I do think you have some responsibility to try to keep things you write from looking bigoted if you squint hard enough. But also there are people out there trying really hard to squint the worst intentions into everything they find. That practice is an anti-social blight whatever the practicers
No dog in the Congress vs strapped Truth Social wingnut fight. Let God sort em out
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No dog in the Congress vs strapped Truth Social wingnut fight. Let God sort em out
There's rightfully no juice to putting the screws to Biden, given that as it is even Martin is scoring off him. But it is remarkable how he was able to Forrest Gump all the way through the modern rise of American fascism. Somehow always right there when the Democrats might have pivoted even a little
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There's rightfully no juice to putting the screws to Biden, given that as it is even Martin is scoring off him. But it is remarkable how he was able to Forrest Gump all the way through the modern rise of American fascism. Somehow always right there when the Democrats might have pivoted even a little
I guess it was naive of me to think 2 years of witnessing genocide in Gaza would have taught people anything. Just set Palestinians two pegs up on the sympathy chart and Israelis two pegs down. We're still playing with the same narratives of eternal essential victimhood that override every other
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I guess it was naive of me to think 2 years of witnessing genocide in Gaza would have taught people anything. Just set Palestinians two pegs up on the sympathy chart and Israelis two pegs down. We're still playing with the same narratives of eternal essential victimhood that override every other
One of the great benefits of being marginally associated with Badempanada is his effect on people engaging in politics as childish fan culture. If you need some of those people repelled can't recommend him more.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One of the great benefits of being marginally associated with Badempanada is his effect on people engaging in politics as childish fan culture. If you need some of those people repelled can't recommend him more.
Matty is not a writer. He's an anti-writer. Someone who uses an appearance of language to destroy meaning and make the ties from symbol to signified impossible to be rebuilt. He should be quarantined from humanity for study, like small pox.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Matty is not a writer. He's an anti-writer. Someone who uses an appearance of language to destroy meaning and make the ties from symbol to signified impossible to be rebuilt. He should be quarantined from humanity for study, like small pox.
Ken Starr coming out of retirement for one last "job"
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ken Starr coming out of retirement for one last "job"
Whatever we do in Venezuela in the coming days and weeks it's 1000% a bipartisan consensus and the fault of years of swallowing bad faith imperialistic rhetoric. Neither the Democratic Party nor Western liberal broadly have souls to save.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Whatever we do in Venezuela in the coming days and weeks it's 1000% a bipartisan consensus and the fault of years of swallowing bad faith imperialistic rhetoric. Neither the Democratic Party nor Western liberal broadly have souls to save.
Just going through the levels of betrayal from the Dems on the shutdown is staggering. They didn't need to make it about ACA subsidies, Trump is going bananas across the board. That was the issue they choose to make it about. And then to come up with nothing?
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just going through the levels of betrayal from the Dems on the shutdown is staggering. They didn't need to make it about ACA subsidies, Trump is going bananas across the board. That was the issue they choose to make it about. And then to come up with nothing?
Starting to think they're sending Kamala out to give themselves hope for redemption after their inevitable betrayals. There isn't, everyone knows these people are evil and useless. No one gets dignity anymore, but these ghouls especially none.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Starting to think they're sending Kamala out to give themselves hope for redemption after their inevitable betrayals. There isn't, everyone knows these people are evil and useless. No one gets dignity anymore, but these ghouls especially none.
Feel increasingly certain we're going to either see the Whig implosion happen or get to see what would have happened if the Whig implosion was procedurally made impossible
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Feel increasingly certain we're going to either see the Whig implosion happen or get to see what would have happened if the Whig implosion was procedurally made impossible
Decorating trees? I'm spending this season smoking trees
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Decorating trees? I'm spending this season smoking trees
Just got a Facebook ad for IDF Corpse Semen Retrieval. God, what a fucking creep country
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just got a Facebook ad for IDF Corpse Semen Retrieval. God, what a fucking creep country
Not pro-blowing up parliament because they aren't catholic enough but the blowing up is fine
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Not pro-blowing up parliament because they aren't catholic enough but the blowing up is fine
The Suicide Squad was a better version of One Battle After Another in a similar way that Legally Blonde is a better version of Barbie
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The Suicide Squad was a better version of One Battle After Another in a similar way that Legally Blonde is a better version of Barbie
Did my first drag costume at 42 tonight. There's always time, girls ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Did my first drag costume at 42 tonight. There's always time, girls ❤️
It's so disingenuous to make Venezuela into a Trump issue. MARCO RUBIO WAS UNANIMOUSLY CONFIRMED
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's so disingenuous to make Venezuela into a Trump issue. MARCO RUBIO WAS UNANIMOUSLY CONFIRMED
I feel like a lot of the confusion and distrust regarding the Ukraine conflict would be cleared up if you split the war into the initial resistance to Putin's attempted coup / decapitation strike and the longer, overlapping contest to evict the Russian army from the Donbas and Crimea. The first part
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I feel like a lot of the confusion and distrust regarding the Ukraine conflict would be cleared up if you split the war into the initial resistance to Putin's attempted coup / decapitation strike and the longer, overlapping contest to evict the Russian army from the Donbas and Crimea. The first part
There's something just mind-bending to me about Harris. Like you're done, sis. If anyone ever thinks about you again it will be to remember a profoundly incompetent dirtbag that made their lives worse for their own inscrutable careerism. People will remember Sarah Palin much more fondly.
KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There's something just mind-bending to me about Harris. Like you're done, sis. If anyone ever thinks about you again it will be to remember a profoundly incompetent dirtbag that made their lives worse for their own inscrutable careerism. People will remember Sarah Palin much more fondly.
When I said, "Fix your hearts or die" I did mean that as a choice, sport. David out
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When I said, "Fix your hearts or die" I did mean that as a choice, sport. David out
Climate Change Not Really a Big Deal, Says Some Guy
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'
cnb.cx
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Climate Change Not Really a Big Deal, Says Some Guy
Very seriously intoning dialogue from The Three Stooges and telling people it's from Dune
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Very seriously intoning dialogue from The Three Stooges and telling people it's from Dune
Alright, did any of you numbskulls kill Will Menaker? I'll know
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Alright, did any of you numbskulls kill Will Menaker? I'll know