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scoobert
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video editor. washed up new vegas speedrunner. communist. just some guy.

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woke up this morning and found this note on my phone, which I clearly woke up briefly and wrote at some point in the night but do not remember. what was I cooking.
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
GotG: Holiday Special

drax and mantis beat up a bunch of LAPD cops. spectacular. 8/10.
August 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Ironheart

minority rep is cool. i like the mechanical suit. anthony ramos rules.

riri is an asshole and is constantly doing stupid shit. xavier comes to terms with the holographic AI ghost of his sister with alarming quickness. sacha baron cohen icky yucky zionist go away.
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Werewolf by Night

i really loved the old school beastman design! i enjoyed this a lot. shot well and a tight narrative. 8/10
July 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thor 4

lol this movie sucks so bad in the most awesome way a movie can suck. taika waititi does not give a fuck about this shit. 70 billion dollars on hiring a-listers and licensing 15s needle drops. written so poorly its impressive. a loveless, money-wasting affair. still better than thor 2. 3/10
July 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ms. Marvel

i will protect kamala khan with my life. i wish it was a movie instead though. the six ep format really drags. a lot of the marvel shows suffer the same way. the acting gets really hammy in the latter half. and there are some bizarre editing choices. but the show is fine! very sweet.
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
She-Hulk

the audience reaction to this show is phenomenally negative for something as light hearted as this. i don't mind it! but i think my brain is falling out of my ears at this point.
July 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
boring show about a character i don't care about, in which the first episode spends half its runtime showing me scenes from hawkeye. i struggle to understand why this was released. daredevil was cool. d'onofrio is cool. there are bones of a better show in here. i wish i had watched that instead.
July 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
better than the first! and a touching tribute to chadwick. better looking marvel movie than many too! tho still very prone to the same kind of ugly CG moments, especially towards the end. i was also not a big fan of the slomo shots. its funny how namor def would have won the war. but not bad! 6/10
July 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Moon Knight

promises more at the start than it delivers in the end. feels like wasted potential. total product is just fine.
July 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hawkeye

very fun! pogged out my gourd when vincent d'onofrio showed up. enjoyed the more ground level story. i love you florence pugh.
July 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Dr. Strange: MoM

stephen strange possesses his own alternate universe corpse and fights wanda maximoff with a cape made from the souls of people from hell and for some reason people think this film is a bad entry in the MCU canon. god forbid there be some creativity in this franchise. 8/10
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spider-Man: No Way Home

Probably my favorite MCU movie ever. Nothing could make me hate this. I've seen it 4 times now. 10/10
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Eternals

Worse than a movie that's bad is a movie that's bad and also boring. I am genuinely annoyed at having spent 2.5 of my god given hours with this movie. 3/10.
July 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Spider-Man: Far From Home

I like you funny magic man. 6/10
July 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Falcon & Winter Soldier

I have an instinctive disgust reaction to any western media property in which the primary theme is "violent opposition to a world that has abandoned and subjugated you is bad actually", even if Sam, by the end, is like "well the silly communist stand-ins had a point".
July 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Fun movie! The best that martial arts have looked in an MCU property. Manages to be one of the few MCU movies that is capable of standing on its own, save for some cursory references to Doctor Strange and, bizarrely, The Incredible Hulk. The final sequence has a dreadful colour grade. 7/10
June 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Wandavision

A creative show! With some personality! I watched this entire thing in a single evening because I was so locked in! Good job, Marvel Studios. You made something worth watching.
June 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Loki S1 + 2

A lot of people have said this is one of the better Disney Marvel shows. It's the first one I've watched, so I'll reserve judgement for now, but this is fine. Stuck between being a comedy and being a drama. The season 2 stuff gets a little loopy, no pun intended. Very cool final ep.
June 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Avengers Infinity War + Endgame

Evaluating as a pair, because that feels the most correct. I talk a lot of shit about this franchise because frankly most of it is actually pretty terrible, but I can't deny these ones. Soulless as the rest of them, but hype moments and aura make up for it. 9/10
June 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Punisher S2 & Ant-Man 2

Sorry for slacking, y'all.

Punisher was good! Not sure if I like it as much as season 1, but it's so much better than most of the rest of this Netflix Marvel shit. Great finale too.

Ant-Man 2 is a fun movie that gets too much hate, I think. I liked it well enough. 7/10
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
midway thru the punisher season 2 right now and one of the funniest things about this show is that every episode it insists that billy russo is like, this completely disfigured, fucked up looking monster that nobody can stand to look at and the entire time he just looks like this
May 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Jessica Jones S3

Possibly the dumbest that the character has been through all 3 seasons. Just constantly making bad decisions so that the plot can move forward. Grapples with some interesting questions through the story but unfortunately, it's just really boring.
May 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
May 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM