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30, MDNI; they/themlin
AuDHD spoonie into bees, baking, bad movies, infosec, DnD n stuff. bit by a bat and survived
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All rodeo clowns are cowboys but not all cowboys are rodeo clowns.
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all I do is eat hot chip and die
a bag of hot fries y pepino limón gatorade sitting on a table next to a bowl of screws, a cup with vapes in it and a red water bottle next to headphones
April 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I actually looked and felt sort of human Friday what the heck
a white person with pink curly hair wearing a green to goldish gradient crop top with a blurry butterfly in it and a black jean cargo skirt taking a picture in front of a white oval mirror, there are stickers on the photo with a yellow furby with barbie arms and legs in a spider position on the bottom left, a quake health, armor, and ammo bar next to it and dale gribble in a ski mask smoking a joint next to that. blurry pink text that says barely alive above them, a box with a praying mantis' face and "wtf" next to it, and "I love bugs" in pink text to the left a white person with pink curly hair wearing a green to goldish gradient crop top with a blurry butterfly in it and a black jean cargo skirt taking a picture in front of a whataburger bathroom mirror with their tongue sticking out a little doing a peace sign. Stickers in the photo: silver chains around the border and an angry skeleton holding its head in the right bottom corner, above the skeleton on the bathroom door is master shake from aqua teen hunger force wearing a bandana on his face and surrounding him is "antifascist liquid acrion;milkshake division", in the sink is a gray box with Mario wearing a doctor lamp and text that says "you were diagnosed with gay" selfie minus a head of a person wearing a green to goldish gradient crop top with a blurry butterfly in it and a black jean cargo skirt and white docs doing a 210 hand sign, there are stickers in the photo: Hooty from the owl house coughing up a fly with a pile of worms below him and a text bubble that says "more worms", Garfield menacingly coming out of a drain on the other side like It, a red text box with black text that says "you unlocked clown outfit", and the symbol from Quake next to them a Spotify daylist with yellow to light blue gradient and white text that says: cool horror movie Friday afternoon Here's some cool, horror movie, creepypasta, cheeky, weirdcore, chaotic academia- inspired by your listening on Fridays in the afternoon
April 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I should be asleep but my ovaries are being evil
picture of a person with curly pink hair wearing sunglasses with red room Laura Palmer screaming in one lense and nandoor the relentless in the other lense and a nose chain eating fries in a car, there is a sticker on the photo with the totally spies logo that says totally stoned and hearts and sparkles around the border
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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u know u live in Texas when ur at a show and a hinny comes to hear the music
the inside of a bar with red lights off to the left, the front door is open and there is a person in a cowboy hat riding a hinny who looks unbothered
April 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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smokin that shit that turns you into a muppet
Roy Kent in a black shirt and blue jacket with Elmo dresses as Ted lasso and Grover dressed as Beard Roy Kent in the locker room in a jersey talking to Colin Hughes saying "say something about the Muppets I fucking dare you" while Colin replies "the Muppets are amazing"
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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a rusted wagon inside on a white grayish rug with flowers on it inside the wagon are five still heads that look demonic
April 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I wanna start getting ready for the show but ofc I started my period today so instead I have to be in bed with a heating pad until the last minute 😩
generic white man in a blue polo and jeans and brown shoes with text above him that says "idk about you but I'm ready to party" and then an acronym for party says "put on pajamas and take a nap"
April 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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tweet from perfume genius that says "Katy Perry cannot un-go to space, she will always have-gone. Songs smell rotten to the demon up there"
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Coraline came out last night to say "whaddup now get tf outta here so I can eat my mouse in private bitch"
a corn snake poking her head ever so slightly out of her hollowed out stick hide, there are pothos hanging down and more plants around the hide
April 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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dale was honestly the realest most relatable one lmao and Bobby
dale gribble I'm court wearing his orange cap and a brown button up short sleeve with Nancy, John redcorn and people sitting behind him while saying "I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence."
April 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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dale gribble wearing an orange hat, no shirt covered in mud and scratches yelling at Hank "then I'm going to replace my blood with your non-rabid blood which will both cure me and give me all your knowledge of propane and propane accessories"
April 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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it's wild how even being disabled and chronically ill how quickly I can forget how awful my bad days are after having like a month of decent pain days. like damn bitch keep some realistic expectations please
meme from skodenne of a grizzly bear in a misty forest looking menacingly and white text that says "think about what you've done >:("
April 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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now that the storms over and my gremlin is asleep I can finally pass tf out gn gamers
me wearing a maroon hoodie with white checkers and a sloth on the front on the back porch with twinkly lights behind me, there is a sticker above the sloth that says "rat gang!1xox" there's a loaded cone in my hand with a lighter me wearing a maroon hoodie with white checkers and a sloth on the front on the back porch with twinkly lights behind me, I got smoke in my eye so one eye is closed and the other is half open, there's a sticker of a snail on a tech deck below "you're gonna carry that weight" and a slug with angel wings on the other side
April 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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feel like my brain missed a system update and my os somehow reverted to Windows Vista so all of the drivers are fucked
meme from stupid.oklahoma.bitch of Saul Goodman sitting in an office looking disappointed and text that says "it is not all good man" meme from moister.than.most of Dennis from iasip throwing a cup away in an alley dumpster and text that says "there's a tender heart in this blender"
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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just a crone and their familiar
photo of me and my gremlin from my birthday in 2020, we are standing in my front doorway, the door is green and the wall is salmonish. red merle australian shepherd is standing next to me looking at the camera, I am wearing a black velvet cloak, a strapless polkadot dress, purple tights with a scene on them that depicts a moon and bats flying and black ankle boots while holding a walking stick
April 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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of course the one night i take 10mg of melatonin and am falling asleep before 6am a big ass fucking storm comes through and shakes the whole house so this weenie can dig by my head and wake me up so I have to hold her til it calms the fuck down
60lb red merle australian shepherd laying down in my lap and shaking while I sit in a chair and try to hold her up while my body is fucking falling apart and I'm so fucking tired sorry I'm fucking grumpy I love her sm but I am allowed to be grumpy about it
April 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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picture of kim kardashian inna car wearing sunglasses and white text below her that says "me after the magician said <<pick a card>> and I picked his credit card a text from someone that says "imagine fucking a magician and he nut in you you freak out but he says sike bitch check your ear"
April 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I fuckin love bowling I'll bring glow sticks
Patrick Bateman on the phone smiling saying "sounds gay I'm in"
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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honestly 🌅
picture of an older woman wearing a black dress standing in front of an armoire hitting a vape pen with text on it that says "grandma hit the pen and started tweaking :crying emoji:"
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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my daylists have been all over the place
Spotify daylist with a pink to orange gradient background and white text that says: hubris bbe Monday evening. Here's some hubris, bbe, escape room, villain, independent, empowering- inspired by your listening on Monday evening daylist with dark blue to whiteish blue gradient background and white text that says: coastal grandmother power ballad Sunday night Here's some coastal grandmother, power ballad, summer solstice, indie surf, spring, garage band- inspired by your listening on Sundays at night daylist with a pink to orange gradient background and white text that says: bed rotting art deco Saturday evening Here's some bed rotting, art deco, relatable, obsessed, situationship, perplexed- inspired by your listening on Saturdays in the evening a CD case for Hannah Montana 2 with Miley in a pink jacket, black sparkle vest and white shirt underneath and white pants in her Hannah Montana wig, there is grinded weed on top of her face on the cd
April 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Roy Kent sitting in a suit and tie in a sports News room saying "and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch"
April 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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✌🏻🛸
meme from the_charlie_sheen_machine with an alien sitting in a couch with a beer and its feet rested up on the back of a baddie who's kneeling in front of them like a foot rest and "guys will see this and just think hell yeah" above it
April 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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happy 420 werewolf jortus day piss be with you
person with pink hair in a bun wearing a grayish shirt with a blue scorpion outlined in pink on it taking a mirror selfie, there is a lot of stickers overlayed on the photo including different mushroom varieties, different colored pastel caterpillars, a praying mantis, a frog hold a stick, MF doom, moths, butterflies and some cybercore motifs a soaking wet red merle australian shepherd sitting with a towel over her head and she is waiting to be dried off person with pink hair in a bun taking a selfie making a 210 hand sign and there are a lot of stickers overlayed including a mushroom with a mouse on top, an orchid mantis, Garfield with a blunt, a joint, butterflies, and cybercore motifs
April 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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this is the skin of a killer Bella
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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we went on a smol adventure today
red merle australian shepherd in an orange leash sitting beautifully next to a gorgeous oak tree(?) with her eyes closed Red merle australian shepherd in an orange leash walking towards a grave store with a big angel on the headstone, she is looking mischievously back towards me a beautiful display of flowers on either side of a gravestone that says DICKS, we left a lil good tidings after our chuckle Red merle australian shepherd sitting in the front passenger seat looking radiant in the sun
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM