ScissorBirb
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Now *that's using you're noggin...
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: Actor Kayode Ewumi doing the "Roll Safe" meme.
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December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Now *that's using you're noggin...
What does one call this constellation? 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What does one call this constellation? 🤔
'If You Gag a Dog a Bone', one of the lesser known sequel books to 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie', lol.
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
'If You Gag a Dog a Bone', one of the lesser known sequel books to 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie', lol.
i thought i was gonna be prepared for what the Witch of Space was gonna throw at us...
i know now that i am oh, so wrong... (⊙_◎)
i know now that i am oh, so wrong... (⊙_◎)
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i thought i was gonna be prepared for what the Witch of Space was gonna throw at us...
i know now that i am oh, so wrong... (⊙_◎)
i know now that i am oh, so wrong... (⊙_◎)
It her!!
a drawing of a person with a butterfly on their shirt
Alt: Jade Harley from Homestuck doing a lil jig. :)
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December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It her!!
Deploy the confetti!!
a drawing of a person holding a bunch of colored pencils in their mouth .
Alt: Yippee!!!
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December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Deploy the confetti!!
The bells that ring for those that believe in the jolly spirit...
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The bells that ring for those that believe in the jolly spirit...
Not just Giygas, but the buildup with the devil machine, the discordant and droning music, the weird as hell dialogue that keeps addressing Ness... everything surrounding that guy was just hellish in nature.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Not just Giygas, but the buildup with the devil machine, the discordant and droning music, the weird as hell dialogue that keeps addressing Ness... everything surrounding that guy was just hellish in nature.
joyous, blessed news... I can hardly wait (◕ᴗ◕✿)
a close up of a cat laying on a blue blanket
Alt: Smiling, panting cat :D
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November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
joyous, blessed news... I can hardly wait (◕ᴗ◕✿)
a plasma ball *what*...
a man in a suit and tie is eating a piece of food from a glass .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a piece of food from a glass .
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November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
a plasma ball *what*...
y'know what... this is a worthy alternative over dual wielding the dildos, lol.
helluva good winter sale price though, dayum.
helluva good winter sale price though, dayum.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
y'know what... this is a worthy alternative over dual wielding the dildos, lol.
helluva good winter sale price though, dayum.
helluva good winter sale price though, dayum.
double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella ass?
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella ass?
If the last one of these made me think of bath bomb water, *this* one makes me think of this kind of squeezy stress toy, lol.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If the last one of these made me think of bath bomb water, *this* one makes me think of this kind of squeezy stress toy, lol.
This venutian curve right here makes me happy :^)
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This venutian curve right here makes me happy :^)
wuh... guh...
a close up of a cat 's face with a pink nose
Alt: a close up of a cat's face with a pink nose and wide, black eyes
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November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
wuh... guh...
oh my god, BRO these angles are making me WEAK—
a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
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November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, BRO these angles are making me WEAK—
it's like watching the waves flow by in colorful bath bomb water. ✨🌊
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
it's like watching the waves flow by in colorful bath bomb water. ✨🌊
not just the thigh highs... but the fishnet top, the waist belt, the crotchless panties--
you absolutely spoil us with this fit...
you absolutely spoil us with this fit...
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
not just the thigh highs... but the fishnet top, the waist belt, the crotchless panties--
you absolutely spoil us with this fit...
you absolutely spoil us with this fit...
Got me feeling something like this... ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
a cat is flying through the air with 4gifs.com at the bottom of the screen
Alt: a cat is flying (or falling) through the air, looking forward, then down.
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October 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Got me feeling something like this... ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧
Every time you grant us another chance to see a view like this, an angel gets its wings. ^o^
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Every time you grant us another chance to see a view like this, an angel gets its wings. ^o^
if i were to fall to my knees, close my eyes and say a wishful prayer... I wonder... would I be granted passage through the shining veil below? 🛐
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
if i were to fall to my knees, close my eyes and say a wishful prayer... I wonder... would I be granted passage through the shining veil below? 🛐
I dunno... will she agree to behave if I give a peace offering of fish and cheese?
(This is really well done, the point & click horror game aesthetic really give this a unique feel, and that last panel genuinely gave me the heebie jeebies. o_o")
(This is really well done, the point & click horror game aesthetic really give this a unique feel, and that last panel genuinely gave me the heebie jeebies. o_o")
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I dunno... will she agree to behave if I give a peace offering of fish and cheese?
(This is really well done, the point & click horror game aesthetic really give this a unique feel, and that last panel genuinely gave me the heebie jeebies. o_o")
(This is really well done, the point & click horror game aesthetic really give this a unique feel, and that last panel genuinely gave me the heebie jeebies. o_o")
Ok is it just me or do the body straps accentuate the belly even more?? o_o
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok is it just me or do the body straps accentuate the belly even more?? o_o
just chillin' with the bois, HBU?
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just chillin' with the bois, HBU?
The energy of this photo rocks *so* hard 🤘
October 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The energy of this photo rocks *so* hard 🤘