I would argue the ukulele is also instrumental for emotional support.

High-five this message. I have a kindle, but I also have a reMarkable that I prefer for making notes. I pay for all your books, but sometimes I don’t want to get on an airplane with print, kindle, reMarkable, and still have to break out my Switch to whoop the kid next to me at Mario Kart.

Halfway through the first bullet point and the song had already started coming out of my ears.

Fascist fashion has really gone down the bunker.

[spoken rapidly at the end of the ad] eating southwestern trail era beans may cause cholera, flu, dysentery, measles, mumps, tuberculosis, or typhoid fever. if you feel a fever with hints of typhoid contact your nearest apothecary—oh, you’re dead.

Honnnk if you quack!

The no facial hair rule is also a litmus test for who is willing to shave for money while being booed by their own fans.

But what about 2033 if it takes a year off to explore Europa?

Some will say he's a bad dad, but the real ones know he's just paving the way for AlimonyX, where you have the chance to publicly message him for help, then SupportX ignores your requests unless you subscribe for $8/mo.

This means you're two consonants above the rest.

The closest to "business acumen" Trump has ever been is when his sneeze-fart, "bznnsachhummn" wet that diaper of his.

Machine knows maths more than me, ten days a week.

But then it would have to math correctly.

Unintentional sci-fi.

The Dudes of Hazard.

Great to more friendly space faces here. Welcome, from Canada! 🇨🇦

Everything else is going swimmingly in 2025. Give the mirror verse a chance. MCU reboot. Mirror Chiral Universe.