To be clear: I love rescues. But the last two rescue pugs I had were older and both died in less than three years of natural causes, and emotionally I can not go through that again.

Where's my "Christmas Wrapping" animated special?

I remember being at my grandmother's house on Christmas Eve the year that song came out and all my cousins and I loving that song, and it made her so upset...which in turn made me happy because she was a joyless sod.

I'm happy I don't know that one.