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Nathan and 99 others
@scientistnathan.bsky.social
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High-functioning neurotypical

📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 💣 Saboteur | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo Gamer | 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

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Nathan and 99 others @scientistnathan.bsky.social · Aug 15
eepy today
Me on the couch just being a sleepy little guy
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A movie poster for Love Actually that I have changed to say "Goon Actually". I have also superimposed googly eyes and tongues sticking out onto all of the actors
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A movie poster for Boondock Saints that I have edited to "Goondock Saints". I have also superimposed googly eyes and tongues sticking out onto the two actors
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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wow my neck looks so supple here you should come cover it with 9462620999 hickeys
scientistnathan.bsky.social Nathan and 99 others @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 2d
I’m still gay married Kim Davis
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Good morning, let's get this bread! We knead to get on a roll! If we make enough dough, we can rise to become the upper crust of society! croissant
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A selfie where I am about to swipe my phone. The text (in reverse) reads "POV: You are a meme on my phone"
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The cover of a book titled "Goodnight Goon"
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I’m still gay married Kim Davis
A photo of me kissing my husband (actually my right hand)
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Y'all aren't ready for this conversation
A parody of the “distracted boyfriend” meme. The man turning his head represents someone tempted by a new interest. His girlfriend, labeled with an image of Blastoise edited to have a muscular human torso, looks annoyed. The woman walking by, catching his attention, is labeled with an image of Charizard that has a round, hairy belly photoshopped onto it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Everything is Different Now
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Alright so where the FUCK was this satellite dish?!?!
scientistnathan.bsky.social Nathan and 99 others @scientistnathan.bsky.social · May 28
Mega Porygon-Z confirmed
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Um, okay...? Have you ever opened a Twix to find the left Twix on the right side and the right Twix on the left side?? Someone seriously screwed up at the factory 😂
A Twix candy bar in my hand, just opened. The left Twix is clearly on the right side and vice-versa. Someone is losing their job because of this!
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Got the arcade to myself. Who wants to play a game?
A selfie with several arcade cabinets in the background as well as a ping pong table, a pinball machine, and a Pac-Man mural
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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You're telling me a No nutted this November
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Heading back down into the haze
A photo from the car window of the highway down the mountain with the city below. A haze lies over the city with hilltop popping up in the distance
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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We're stuck lol. At least there's a scenic view
The Jeep is stuck on the trail and tilted severely to one side. My buddies are brainstorming a solution A selfie atop the hill A great view of the lake
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Off-roading with some buddies today
A half-finished bottle of Modelo in my outstretched hand in front of a blue Jeep The sun shining through the trees A staging area for off-road vehicles A selfie of me drinking a beer outdoors
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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10s be like:
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I might be a Hollywood 4, but at 3am at the local kebab spot I’m at least a 7 💅🏽
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Assless chaps? That's what I call British twinks
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Spooky dreams, gentlemen
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Me and Bear are ready!
A photo of my outstretched hand holding bowl of full-sized candy bars and Pokémon cards. Nearby is a big furry dog clearly excited for trick-or-treaters
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Hard to be a Highway Star in traffic
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Lab Ninja
A mirror selfie in the restroom at work of me dressed as a Jonin from Naruto
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Who up treating they trick or
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I know it's the theme for Last Week Tonight but the full song fucking slaps
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October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I need someone to swallow my pride
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM