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〽️Mike〽️
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Go Blue 🟨🟦
Zohran went on Fox News.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok Mina but what pasta should I pick?
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Begun the Slop Wars have
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The news numbers are so close and the elections are basically within margin of error lol. Even they understand how toxic this shit is to the fundamentals needed for a free society.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jim Mora getting back to back 9 win seasons at UConn, colorized:
a car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says " jv-292 "
ALT: a car is driving down a road at night and the license plate says " jv-292 "
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I know he wants a Rush Hour sequel but it’s a sign of the fucking times that I can’t tell if it you’re joking or not about them having white sons lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Maybe The Free Press can make a listicle for what is and isn’t left coded so I know what hobbies I should give up 😢
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Nothing on the toxic nuts down south? 🤮
Ohio State Buckeyes Go Bucks GIF
ALT: Ohio State Buckeyes Go Bucks GIF
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Idk the ‘We are Charlie Kirk’ AI slop is either indicative of them not forgetting or continued astroturfing
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Kick Streamer Alan Dershowitz has a nice ring to it
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
SAS plans to run as a Dem(?) but he doesn’t know ball if he just keeps doing hits on Hannity/Bill Maher. He has less motion than Rahm Emanuel with wine moms, no motion with ‘sports ball’ young berniecrats, and wouldn’t win a GOP primary vs Tucker Carlson (or Joe Rogan lmao).
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
While I don’t disagree, Trump spent 8 years calling into Fox and Friends, decades branding himself as billionaire in pop culture, and being a prolific twitter shitposter. He then *narrowly* won a winner take all GOP primary vs a divided establishment.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One tug, everyone knows the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Adam talking about footy/South Africa is the first time he turned off politician mode about affordability in 6+ months. He’ll be a sick podcast guest in the woke 2 era/post-mayor.

Kind of shocked Adam didn’t get him to make fun of/denounce Hasan too tbh since he makes normie guests do it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Was the last Cumtown member to endorse in the primary/general and had to be forced to do it both times. He’s a traitor to the revolution and member of the Cuomomintang
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
His name will be scrubbed but he pretty much told on himself with the ‘over the pants’ massages excuse with previous releases.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
“My childhood slop for selling toys was infinitely superior to the childrens’ slop for selling toys these days” - every Star Wars fan (1983 - Present)
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Which is how these people were buying it in the first place during the pandemic lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Eh gonna need one of those Chinese VR milking devices Jordan Peterson saw on social media and believed was real tbh
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Well he already had Lina Khan lol
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM