schwuld00d
@schwuld00d.bsky.social
Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647
Would be possible if not for crazy fundie parents saying "sOcIaL AnD eMoTiOnAl LeArNiNg iz TEH DEVIL!!!!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Would be possible if not for crazy fundie parents saying "sOcIaL AnD eMoTiOnAl LeArNiNg iz TEH DEVIL!!!!"
I always think about this when summer comes and Microsoft’s new freshers from India are white-knuckling it at 40 MPH on Eastside freeways, always in brand new Teslas. Because Melon Husk’s appearances match their ambitions.
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I always think about this when summer comes and Microsoft’s new freshers from India are white-knuckling it at 40 MPH on Eastside freeways, always in brand new Teslas. Because Melon Husk’s appearances match their ambitions.
Storing that inventory is COSTING THEM MONEY
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Storing that inventory is COSTING THEM MONEY
Sniff a stranger’s butthole.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sniff a stranger’s butthole.
In a militarized dynamic (e.g. traditional leathermen) this might be called uniform control. Not necessarily that the sub is wearing ”uniform” style clothing, but whatever the dom assigns is the sub’s uniform for the day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In a militarized dynamic (e.g. traditional leathermen) this might be called uniform control. Not necessarily that the sub is wearing ”uniform” style clothing, but whatever the dom assigns is the sub’s uniform for the day.
I think they’re just stuffing them into triathlon backpacks and leaving them in cars for a period. I was absolutely exhausted after the one sprint tri that I did.
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I think they’re just stuffing them into triathlon backpacks and leaving them in cars for a period. I was absolutely exhausted after the one sprint tri that I did.
I should say I like how you think looking at used suits though. 😈
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I should say I like how you think looking at used suits though. 😈
Having a bunch (from being different sizes and too lazy to offload them) I’ll say they do crease pretty easily in storage. This is part of why surf wetsuits are also laminated in nylon (etc.) on the outside.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Having a bunch (from being different sizes and too lazy to offload them) I’ll say they do crease pretty easily in storage. This is part of why surf wetsuits are also laminated in nylon (etc.) on the outside.
And tear up your transcript from Clinton University 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
And tear up your transcript from Clinton University 🤣
I thought about buying stuff for chili, after I got a new cornbread mix to try. Kicking myself for not doing it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I thought about buying stuff for chili, after I got a new cornbread mix to try. Kicking myself for not doing it.
We like this because it minimizes the chance of someone being careless and cross-contacting gluten into our food.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We like this because it minimizes the chance of someone being careless and cross-contacting gluten into our food.
I missed it when Andy Rooney died. ”Didja eeeeeeeever think when the hearse went by, that you might be the next to die?”
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I missed it when Andy Rooney died. ”Didja eeeeeeeever think when the hearse went by, that you might be the next to die?”
I used to have some dinky model of Leatherman and I called it my leatherboy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I used to have some dinky model of Leatherman and I called it my leatherboy.
There was a Czech ethnic population in Texas where I grew up. Bakeries sold kolaches, but somewhat Americanized by using a sweet yeast roll dough. And peach was a popular filling because of how plentiful they are there.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There was a Czech ethnic population in Texas where I grew up. Bakeries sold kolaches, but somewhat Americanized by using a sweet yeast roll dough. And peach was a popular filling because of how plentiful they are there.