schwartzmatt81.bsky.social
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But when the lights are turning 'round
And wheels are rolling on the ground
That day I'll burn this whole place down
When the circus comes to town
And wheels are rolling on the ground
That day I'll burn this whole place down
When the circus comes to town
As long as I can borrow against it
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
As long as I can borrow against it
Just enough for it to get picked up by FOX business?
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just enough for it to get picked up by FOX business?
I will deliver robot pilots for your flying cars in by 2028. Can I have $1 trillion?
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I will deliver robot pilots for your flying cars in by 2028. Can I have $1 trillion?
How does one get a compensation bump from $56 billion to $1 trillion? Like, hey boss, last year I made 50k, so this year I think it should be $1 million.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How does one get a compensation bump from $56 billion to $1 trillion? Like, hey boss, last year I made 50k, so this year I think it should be $1 million.
I love the part about gerrymandering the expanded house as they try to strangle every red seat possible out of the existing structure.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I love the part about gerrymandering the expanded house as they try to strangle every red seat possible out of the existing structure.
This is going to take some research, but start with the oldest shittiest bars you can find. Buy their shuffleboard table. Stick in an unfinished basement or a garage. Bingo bango
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is going to take some research, but start with the oldest shittiest bars you can find. Buy their shuffleboard table. Stick in an unfinished basement or a garage. Bingo bango
My wife isn’t going to covered this year, so that maybe we can afford to cover the kids. ~$150 monthly to ~$700 to cover 1 less person and skip dental. So some of those 32,000 just won’t be covered.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My wife isn’t going to covered this year, so that maybe we can afford to cover the kids. ~$150 monthly to ~$700 to cover 1 less person and skip dental. So some of those 32,000 just won’t be covered.
That pressure won’t pay my premiums, won’t put food on the table.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
That pressure won’t pay my premiums, won’t put food on the table.
We’re out here fighting. United. You and your pals are abandoning the fight so you’ll have something to put in those fundraising emails.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We’re out here fighting. United. You and your pals are abandoning the fight so you’ll have something to put in those fundraising emails.
I think that the 1 thing most eye-opening about the pandemic is that government can do things and improve lives; they simply don’t want to.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think that the 1 thing most eye-opening about the pandemic is that government can do things and improve lives; they simply don’t want to.
Would have been ~$1200 for the same coverage as last year, fyi
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Would have been ~$1200 for the same coverage as last year, fyi
Is it b/c you found someone to take the heat for you?
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is it b/c you found someone to take the heat for you?
Just beans. Not even advertised as magic
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just beans. Not even advertised as magic
For sure, I’m just a little less upset about it now.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For sure, I’m just a little less upset about it now.
I feel a little different about the Payne punch now
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I feel a little different about the Payne punch now
Bet it wasn’t “The Bailey’s”
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bet it wasn’t “The Bailey’s”
If they just held on, until the court said, “nah, Trump doesn’t have to do the law”, then I guess I could stomach caving. But, I guess preemptively surrendering is good too?
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If they just held on, until the court said, “nah, Trump doesn’t have to do the law”, then I guess I could stomach caving. But, I guess preemptively surrendering is good too?
Eyeballs are even more special
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Eyeballs are even more special
The coolest thing is that mouth bones are so special, they get their own insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The coolest thing is that mouth bones are so special, they get their own insurance.
Schumer, and “The Bailey’s”
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Schumer, and “The Bailey’s”
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By cowards I mean traitors
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
By cowards I mean traitors