Eric Peter Schwartz
@schwartzcaster.bsky.social
Musician. Maker of things. Ghost of a whiz kid .
ME: https://beacons.ai/ericpschwartz
LEAGUE OF ERICS (punkabilly blues rock duo): @leagueoferics.bsky.social
GHOSTMARBLE (ambient/instrumental): https://beacons.ai/ghostmarble. @ghostmarble.bsky.social
ME: https://beacons.ai/ericpschwartz
LEAGUE OF ERICS (punkabilly blues rock duo): @leagueoferics.bsky.social
GHOSTMARBLE (ambient/instrumental): https://beacons.ai/ghostmarble. @ghostmarble.bsky.social
@billcorbett.bsky.social
I may have found your evil corporate training shadow self.
I may have found your evil corporate training shadow self.
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social
I may have found your evil corporate training shadow self.
I may have found your evil corporate training shadow self.
One of my favorite things I've written. As moody as driving the West Texas flats into New Mexico at night, the voice of a DJ fading in and out of the darkness. #musicsky #indiemusician #songwriter
youtu.be/1GoUNhF2jVU?...
youtu.be/1GoUNhF2jVU?...
Night DJ (2020)
YouTube video by Eric Peter Schwartz
youtu.be
June 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One of my favorite things I've written. As moody as driving the West Texas flats into New Mexico at night, the voice of a DJ fading in and out of the darkness. #musicsky #indiemusician #songwriter
youtu.be/1GoUNhF2jVU?...
youtu.be/1GoUNhF2jVU?...
Sadly I became an atheist before achieving my ultimate goal; sliding into the confessional and exclaiming "Damn!!! Who beefed?"
June 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sadly I became an atheist before achieving my ultimate goal; sliding into the confessional and exclaiming "Damn!!! Who beefed?"
@tharries.co.uk Congrats!! I am so happy you got your cameo!!!
May 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@tharries.co.uk Congrats!! I am so happy you got your cameo!!!
Donnie Darko (2001) ⭐ 8.0 | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
1h 53m | R
www.imdb.com
April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You know that scene near the end of POLTERGEIST when the older sister (the late Dominique Dunn) gets out of her friend's car and sees her house being destroyed and screams "What is happening?!"
That is pretty much my default setting.
That is pretty much my default setting.
April 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You know that scene near the end of POLTERGEIST when the older sister (the late Dominique Dunn) gets out of her friend's car and sees her house being destroyed and screams "What is happening?!"
That is pretty much my default setting.
That is pretty much my default setting.
Spring Halloween is this weekend!! SQUEE!!
April 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Spring Halloween is this weekend!! SQUEE!!
You haven't "been to space" until you've shit through a vacuum into a bag. Sorry, Katie.
April 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You haven't "been to space" until you've shit through a vacuum into a bag. Sorry, Katie.
@danagould.bsky.social Dude you were at Scott's Vintage yesterday?! I love that place!! 10 minutes from my house. Hope you dug it.
April 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@danagould.bsky.social Dude you were at Scott's Vintage yesterday?! I love that place!! 10 minutes from my house. Hope you dug it.
Why, in sci-fi, do they never talk about people being "held in a state of suspended Claymation"?
March 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why, in sci-fi, do they never talk about people being "held in a state of suspended Claymation"?
@rifftrax.com Not gonna lie, the second Max Havoc movie is a lot better than the first. Still bad but... That kid out acts everyone.
March 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@rifftrax.com Not gonna lie, the second Max Havoc movie is a lot better than the first. Still bad but... That kid out acts everyone.
Hey. That one time I was on tour with my son and stumbled into a documentary.
youtu.be/ug-at_XNwHk?...
youtu.be/ug-at_XNwHk?...
Layers of Legacy
YouTube video by Amplify Media Productions
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hey. That one time I was on tour with my son and stumbled into a documentary.
youtu.be/ug-at_XNwHk?...
youtu.be/ug-at_XNwHk?...
I hereby relinquish by Earthling status. Yes, I would like to dissipate into the solar winds and scatter myself to the cold, cold void.
Bored Woman: Do you have a rewards number?
No.
Bored Woman: Would you like to round up for St. Jude's Children' Hospital?
Sure.
Bored Woman: Do you have a rewards number?
No.
Bored Woman: Would you like to round up for St. Jude's Children' Hospital?
Sure.
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hereby relinquish by Earthling status. Yes, I would like to dissipate into the solar winds and scatter myself to the cold, cold void.
Bored Woman: Do you have a rewards number?
No.
Bored Woman: Would you like to round up for St. Jude's Children' Hospital?
Sure.
Bored Woman: Do you have a rewards number?
No.
Bored Woman: Would you like to round up for St. Jude's Children' Hospital?
Sure.
To honor my late dog, Arkham, here are some things he made me say:
"No!! No yard salad!"
"C'mon. Stop reading the lawn, I want to go inside."
"Yeah booooy! Here comes that poop hunch!"
"Ugh. Lick quieter. You sound like an old man eating an orange."
"We're back! Just went to empty the dog."
"No!! No yard salad!"
"C'mon. Stop reading the lawn, I want to go inside."
"Yeah booooy! Here comes that poop hunch!"
"Ugh. Lick quieter. You sound like an old man eating an orange."
"We're back! Just went to empty the dog."
February 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
To honor my late dog, Arkham, here are some things he made me say:
"No!! No yard salad!"
"C'mon. Stop reading the lawn, I want to go inside."
"Yeah booooy! Here comes that poop hunch!"
"Ugh. Lick quieter. You sound like an old man eating an orange."
"We're back! Just went to empty the dog."
"No!! No yard salad!"
"C'mon. Stop reading the lawn, I want to go inside."
"Yeah booooy! Here comes that poop hunch!"
"Ugh. Lick quieter. You sound like an old man eating an orange."
"We're back! Just went to empty the dog."
*Checks bank account.*
Sigh.
Boycott!! I am all for it but too broke to buy anything anyway! Go boycott!!
*Mustard on saltines falls out of mouth while cheering on boycott*
Sigh.
Boycott!! I am all for it but too broke to buy anything anyway! Go boycott!!
*Mustard on saltines falls out of mouth while cheering on boycott*
February 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
*Checks bank account.*
Sigh.
Boycott!! I am all for it but too broke to buy anything anyway! Go boycott!!
*Mustard on saltines falls out of mouth while cheering on boycott*
Sigh.
Boycott!! I am all for it but too broke to buy anything anyway! Go boycott!!
*Mustard on saltines falls out of mouth while cheering on boycott*
MY BLADDER: I can see the bathroom!!! Begin the release.
ME: No! Not yet! There are several steps yet. Hold on!
WEIGHTED ANTI-SLAM DOOR: You're my bitch now.
ME: No! Not yet! There are several steps yet. Hold on!
WEIGHTED ANTI-SLAM DOOR: You're my bitch now.
February 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
MY BLADDER: I can see the bathroom!!! Begin the release.
ME: No! Not yet! There are several steps yet. Hold on!
WEIGHTED ANTI-SLAM DOOR: You're my bitch now.
ME: No! Not yet! There are several steps yet. Hold on!
WEIGHTED ANTI-SLAM DOOR: You're my bitch now.
Someone asked if I thought I over or under estimated myself more.
"I know I underestimate how much I overestimate myself."
"I know I underestimate how much I overestimate myself."
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Someone asked if I thought I over or under estimated myself more.
"I know I underestimate how much I overestimate myself."
"I know I underestimate how much I overestimate myself."
Thank you for the clarification.
February 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Thank you for the clarification.
I see my old chum Scamuel Likely keeps trying to reach me.
February 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I see my old chum Scamuel Likely keeps trying to reach me.
Julius Caesar on the banks of The Rubicon: This is nice here. We could stay here a while longer and hope another solution presents itself. Maybe, now hear me out, The Rubicon will go away on its own. So let's set up camp and put a pin in the whole "crossing" thing for a while.
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Julius Caesar on the banks of The Rubicon: This is nice here. We could stay here a while longer and hope another solution presents itself. Maybe, now hear me out, The Rubicon will go away on its own. So let's set up camp and put a pin in the whole "crossing" thing for a while.