Schwahio
@schwahio.bsky.social
Hookah fan in exile (California, which isn’t so bad). Mostly here to laugh with y’all. Phish, dead, skating, biking, running, etc. too 🤙🏽💙✌🏽
Listened to those early ones for hours on road trips when the kids were the right age. Still holds up
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Listened to those early ones for hours on road trips when the kids were the right age. Still holds up
John Mullins would like a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
John Mullins would like a word
Brb, writing three verses and a chorus to all of these! I’m thinking D, C, and G but I’ll have to play around with it a little bit. Perhaps a capo will get involved 🤪
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Brb, writing three verses and a chorus to all of these! I’m thinking D, C, and G but I’ll have to play around with it a little bit. Perhaps a capo will get involved 🤪
I struggle with this as someone with no IG. Reddit fills in some gaps, as does our paper alt weekly. Some decent group chats/discords where people repost. But I know I miss some cool shit
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I struggle with this as someone with no IG. Reddit fills in some gaps, as does our paper alt weekly. Some decent group chats/discords where people repost. But I know I miss some cool shit
Go to moe., yo. Fo’ sho bro
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Go to moe., yo. Fo’ sho bro
Yeah, I figured 🤪
Congrats to the procreators*
*joke lost in translation 😔
Congrats to the procreators*
*joke lost in translation 😔
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah, I figured 🤪
Congrats to the procreators*
*joke lost in translation 😔
Congrats to the procreators*
*joke lost in translation 😔
Congrats on the sex, I guess? 😂
Kidding aside, that’s pretty cool
Kidding aside, that’s pretty cool
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Congrats on the sex, I guess? 😂
Kidding aside, that’s pretty cool
Kidding aside, that’s pretty cool
Waking up on the west coast and this is the first thing I’m reading today. It’s beyond amazing and a good reminder that magic exists in the world in the form of poetry / dance …. I’ll take this review over “the weekapaugh was sick” any day ✌🏽💙🤪
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Waking up on the west coast and this is the first thing I’m reading today. It’s beyond amazing and a good reminder that magic exists in the world in the form of poetry / dance …. I’ll take this review over “the weekapaugh was sick” any day ✌🏽💙🤪
Sorry for you … but “round of banging” 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry for you … but “round of banging” 🤪
Heading in for girls basketball tourney right now … 7:17 in the got-dam mornin
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Heading in for girls basketball tourney right now … 7:17 in the got-dam mornin
Maintaining a respectful distance 😂✌🏽
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Maintaining a respectful distance 😂✌🏽
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Vicariously happy for you two … and vicariously amused 😎🤪
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Vicariously happy for you two … and vicariously amused 😎🤪
Unexpected Bob Beamon reference. Well played 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Unexpected Bob Beamon reference. Well played 🤣
Raw cranberries into the food processor, add frozen oj concentrate, sugar, raisins to taste. Walnuts optional….
Seriously tasty. Make a day early so juices have time to mingle
👀
Seriously tasty. Make a day early so juices have time to mingle
👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Raw cranberries into the food processor, add frozen oj concentrate, sugar, raisins to taste. Walnuts optional….
Seriously tasty. Make a day early so juices have time to mingle
👀
Seriously tasty. Make a day early so juices have time to mingle
👀
The joke hit harder as 2037 🤪
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The joke hit harder as 2037 🤪
The analysts are here to help us understand too:
“Really gotta stop em here!”
“Really gotta stop em here!”
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The analysts are here to help us understand too:
“Really gotta stop em here!”
“Really gotta stop em here!”
“Many people are saying this” 🤪
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Many people are saying this” 🤪