Schuldberg
@schuldberg.com
Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Minecraft Networking. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him
They gave me a paper record of how bad I am at claw machines
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
They gave me a paper record of how bad I am at claw machines
You underestimate how much I value smiles
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You underestimate how much I value smiles
My better offline challenge coin came!
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My better offline challenge coin came!
A lunchtime walk in war torn Portland Oregon.
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A lunchtime walk in war torn Portland Oregon.
Time for me to buy a lottery ticket, the half full jug of washer fluid in my garage PERFECTLY refilled my washer fluid, no excess.
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Time for me to buy a lottery ticket, the half full jug of washer fluid in my garage PERFECTLY refilled my washer fluid, no excess.
Crushed (Piano) might be the most on the nose one of these I've seen
September 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Crushed (Piano) might be the most on the nose one of these I've seen
The charcuterie wanter
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The charcuterie wanter
Why this construction site frog look like he wanna top me
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why this construction site frog look like he wanna top me
August 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s very funny how every MainStage video of Capitol Hill block party has the gas station in the background
July 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s very funny how every MainStage video of Capitol Hill block party has the gas station in the background
However we can and should make fun of him for this
July 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
However we can and should make fun of him for this
Fun scenes at the Seattle Pride Parade with Mojang Studios
June 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fun scenes at the Seattle Pride Parade with Mojang Studios
Lets play a game called: "Is it an indie band or placeholder text that slipped into prod?"
May 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lets play a game called: "Is it an indie band or placeholder text that slipped into prod?"
Weird sun halo in Seattle today! Visible to the naked eye but easier to see with sunglasses.
May 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Weird sun halo in Seattle today! Visible to the naked eye but easier to see with sunglasses.
You might as well put this on now
May 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You might as well put this on now
Oh my god apparently it's a default password situation:
polara.com/wp-content/u...
support.polara.com/article/652-...
polara.com/wp-content/u...
support.polara.com/article/652-...
April 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh my god apparently it's a default password situation:
polara.com/wp-content/u...
support.polara.com/article/652-...
polara.com/wp-content/u...
support.polara.com/article/652-...
Sometimes Reddit is great
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes Reddit is great
Okay I know this is a totally harmless and even charming thing but god if it doesn’t sound like the setup for something sinister
March 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Okay I know this is a totally harmless and even charming thing but god if it doesn’t sound like the setup for something sinister