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Next week on “World Leaders Endorse Terrible Products”: Keir Starmer tells parliament he’s going to buy a Kirby vacuum.
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Next week on “World Leaders Endorse Terrible Products”: Keir Starmer tells parliament he’s going to buy a Kirby vacuum.
Charli XCX shouting out Autechre in her acceptance speech is just *chefs kiss* 👌🏻
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Charli XCX shouting out Autechre in her acceptance speech is just *chefs kiss* 👌🏻
And again in Children of Dune… And then more of him in God Emperor of Dune… And then even more in Heretics of Dune… And yup again in Dune Chapterhouse
Jason Momoa will reportedly return as Duncan Idaho in #Dune3
February 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
And again in Children of Dune… And then more of him in God Emperor of Dune… And then even more in Heretics of Dune… And yup again in Dune Chapterhouse
In sea captain voice to the tune of There She Goes:
Tharrrr sheeee blooooows
Tharr she bloooows again
Tharrrr sheeee blooooows
Tharr she bloooows again
February 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
In sea captain voice to the tune of There She Goes:
Tharrrr sheeee blooooows
Tharr she bloooows again
Tharrrr sheeee blooooows
Tharr she bloooows again
My experience reading Gravity’s Rainbow so far
January 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My experience reading Gravity’s Rainbow so far
Seeing in my old band’s group chat that they’re talking about adding Play That Funky Music to the setlist
January 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Seeing in my old band’s group chat that they’re talking about adding Play That Funky Music to the setlist
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Today's New York Times Connections puzzle:
January 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today's New York Times Connections puzzle:
*US annexes Canada*
Me: omg it’s just like Infinite Jest 🥹
Me: omg it’s just like Infinite Jest 🥹
January 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*US annexes Canada*
Me: omg it’s just like Infinite Jest 🥹
Me: omg it’s just like Infinite Jest 🥹
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A perfect comic panel.
Every Linkin Park song is basically
Chester Bennington (screaming): I can’t go on living with these thoughts
Mike Shinoda: Yeah, hippity hoppity I can’t be stoppitied
Chester Bennington (screaming): I can’t go on living with these thoughts
Mike Shinoda: Yeah, hippity hoppity I can’t be stoppitied
January 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Every Linkin Park song is basically
Chester Bennington (screaming): I can’t go on living with these thoughts
Mike Shinoda: Yeah, hippity hoppity I can’t be stoppitied
Chester Bennington (screaming): I can’t go on living with these thoughts
Mike Shinoda: Yeah, hippity hoppity I can’t be stoppitied
Girls be like: RIP GG Allin, you taught me to be weird x
Idk I don’t know any girls
Idk I don’t know any girls
January 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Girls be like: RIP GG Allin, you taught me to be weird x
Idk I don’t know any girls
Idk I don’t know any girls
Therapist: I think you’re addicted to porn
Me: what did you say step-therapist?
Me: what did you say step-therapist?
January 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Therapist: I think you’re addicted to porn
Me: what did you say step-therapist?
Me: what did you say step-therapist?
You could replace every single use of the word rock in songs with the word fuck and they’d still make sense or in some cases make even more sense
January 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You could replace every single use of the word rock in songs with the word fuck and they’d still make sense or in some cases make even more sense
Going on the internet as a kid was sick because you’d just type in some shit you liked followed by dot com
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Going on the internet as a kid was sick because you’d just type in some shit you liked followed by dot com
In Pokémon, rock is strong against flying because you can kill two birds with one stone
January 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
In Pokémon, rock is strong against flying because you can kill two birds with one stone
Slipknot: “And Lorraine will kill us all…”
“Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.”
What have you got against women Corey???? 🤔🤔🤔
“Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.”
What have you got against women Corey???? 🤔🤔🤔
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Slipknot: “And Lorraine will kill us all…”
“Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.”
What have you got against women Corey???? 🤔🤔🤔
“Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.”
What have you got against women Corey???? 🤔🤔🤔
Doppelgänger? I hardly know her
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Doppelgänger? I hardly know her
The person designing wrapping paper:
Okay make sure that it’s the least flexible it can be, also make sure that it rips just by looking at it, oh also make sure we store it wrapped in tubes to make it as annoying as possible to wrap.
Okay make sure that it’s the least flexible it can be, also make sure that it rips just by looking at it, oh also make sure we store it wrapped in tubes to make it as annoying as possible to wrap.
January 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The person designing wrapping paper:
Okay make sure that it’s the least flexible it can be, also make sure that it rips just by looking at it, oh also make sure we store it wrapped in tubes to make it as annoying as possible to wrap.
Okay make sure that it’s the least flexible it can be, also make sure that it rips just by looking at it, oh also make sure we store it wrapped in tubes to make it as annoying as possible to wrap.
Euphoria would have been better if instead of teenage girls taking loads of drugs and partying it was teenage boys arguing about WWE
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Euphoria would have been better if instead of teenage girls taking loads of drugs and partying it was teenage boys arguing about WWE
Me: The male loneliness epidemic is the reason I’m single.
Also me: Hey babe, I wanna scramble your eggs.
Also me: Hey babe, I wanna scramble your eggs.
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Me: The male loneliness epidemic is the reason I’m single.
Also me: Hey babe, I wanna scramble your eggs.
Also me: Hey babe, I wanna scramble your eggs.
All these companies with loyalty cards like what are you doing? The only thing I’m loyal to is the grind 👊🏻
January 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All these companies with loyalty cards like what are you doing? The only thing I’m loyal to is the grind 👊🏻
This feel like something only guitarists will understand but every band ever can either be categorised into Fender or Gibson
January 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This feel like something only guitarists will understand but every band ever can either be categorised into Fender or Gibson
*rapper voice* Beat up my mom call me Freud Mayweather
January 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*rapper voice* Beat up my mom call me Freud Mayweather