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Schnelle ⚠️CYBER⚠️katze ("eu certified boob controller")
@schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
9 followers 2 following 1.6K posts
21 years old

🇩🇪: bahngeschädigte, queere adhs-autistin. streichelt auch manchmal (oft) computer.

scheinbar bin ich eher für meine design-arbeit und […]

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[probably the worst tit picture i've ever taken]

ok here you go
(gosh my tits are depressingly small i wish i had bigger tits :c)
very crunchy picture of me, a dark-haired trans girl holding up my shirt with my teeth. i'm also wearing a fleece jacket with high vic accents, and you can see my sadly very small tits, mostly by me having huge nipples. there's hair going over my eyes, making me look even sillier. the background is an absolutely hideous color combination that was NOT my idea (i hate it here :3)
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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[Trans Day of Remembrance, suicide, remembering polygon]

The other is polygon. I... dont even know what to say. I never felt as emotionally close with anyone else as I did with it, not even close.

As I started writing this post I just started crying […]

[Original post on mastodon.catgirl.cloud]
Me and poly sitting on a bench on the upper floor of a historical double decker tram. I'm holding poly in my arms, it's cuddled up to me and half-laying in my lap and we're both smiling. That day was one of the last few days where I felt like our relationship was still properly functional, and those few hours with it and a few other people (of whom I since grew to love two a lot as well) are one of my most treasured memories, ever. Me taking a mirror selfie with poly who is smiling cutely into the camera in a hotel room. We were about to go on our way to the first day of Easterhegg 2024 together, just got ready and I jokingly suggested to take some cute couple selfies. It's wearing glasses in this picture, a shirt with flowers and birds and a collar with hanging down decorative chains. We're both wearing skirts, I gifted the one I was wearing in the picture to it later. We also both have only 37c3 wristbands, as that was the event around the time we properly like, got to know eachother. A frog-perspective photo of poly looking down on the camera and doing the pleading hands. It was trying out my e.s. motion ten pants and easterhegg hoodie, both of which it loved and didn't voluntarily stop wearing daily for weeks to come, the hoodie i only got back a LOT later. This photo was taken in the place we briefly lived together, provided by a friend who was moving out of there. Two sharks, a normal smolhaj and a pink smolhaj. The normal smolhaj is poly's and her name is miru. After polys death, I adopted her and I'm cuddling her as I'm typing this. The other shark is my shark, lizzie, whom i am also hugging rn. The train window they're looking out of belongs to a stadler KISS of the line RE8, specifically the bicycle compartment, we were travelling from my old home where poly was visiting me to go to the hackspace together when we took that photo. Miru is currently being pet, likely by poly but I'm not 100% sure because only the hand and very little hair is visible.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
i guess i'm doing this _before_ going to sleep then, considering my brain isn't letting me sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
c'mere girls
Me showing my arc raiders inventory, specifically showing off the fact that i have 7 dog collars
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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yeah this is going well /s
a bevy viewport showing two overlayed camera perspectives in the top part of the screen you can see a docked console, with the first gray block reading "Running d84bug (0.1.0), Meow!! :3" followed by a green input element "level test", suggesting a level loading command being ran followed by a success indicator
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
oh dhl gpg signs their mails?
Valid signature (noreply@dhl.de <noreply@dhl.de>)
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
[flashing/rapidly changing content]

ok youtube
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
thanks, kagi
A search for "hacker definition" the definition widget defines a hacker as "one who works hard at boring tasks", wikipedia as a person skilled in information technology who achieves goals and solves problems by non-standard means, with a sub-article mentioning security hackers
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
u _hhhh_
\uhhhh matches a utf-16 code-unit with the value hhhh (four hexadecimal digits).
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
gimp are you doing okay
gimp color picker with a bunch of orange and blue and skin tone colors
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
maxing out them stats or sth
BDSMtest.org results where 6 values are at 100%
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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@sodiboo apparently, not btw
Error: unsupported locales detected: en_DE
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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@tudbut is a computer gremlin
a girl litrrally 5cm away from screen looking at it very intensely
September 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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clippy, the microsoft paperclip blushing and shooting hearts out of the end of the wire
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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clippy, the microsoft paperclip doing flirty eyebrows while holding a coffee
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
[us politics, epstein]

i really hope "worst by execution" and not "worst by worst thing covered up" because the US gov't covers up a lot more way more fucked up shit
title of a yt video: "The worst Cover Up In American History | The Jeffrey Epstein Saga"
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
discord bot development 👍
fuck meow silly little kitty APP — 9:54 PM fuck ████ Schrottkatze [BEVY] — 9:54 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA Cait [DUKE] — 9:54 PM ⁷ AHHAHAHAHA Schrottkatze [BEVY] — 9:54 PM falsche wordlist 🥴 Cait [DUKE] — 9:54 PM fucking meow silly little kitty APP — 9:54 PM fucking ████ Cait [DUKE] — 9:54 PM fucking mrrp mrrp nya faggot silly little kitty APP — 9:54 PM fucking ██rp ██rp ███ faggot
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
one of the comments of all time
rust module doc comment: "this rust smells of java and i find that hilarious"
August 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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amazonnnnn 😭
Still arriving today
August 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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most trustworthy amazon seller
dispatches from feixixianyunxianjiexinxikejiyouxiangongsi sold by feixixianyunxianjiexinxikejiyouxiangongsi
August 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
about:webauthn works, ssh-add -L doesn't show the key though
the about:webauthn interface on firefox: Manage credentials credentials: ssh: openssh (delete button) github.com schrottkatze (delete) List credentials
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
have a trans clippy
clippy, the microsoft paperclip with eyes with a trans flag in the background
August 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
discord has ads now 👍
A battlefield 6 ad on discord
August 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Box
a eurobox containing a blahaj and a smallhaj
August 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
schrottkatze.mastodon.catgirl.cloud.ap.brid.gy
you can read my mental health and states of burnout from my fucking git graph
a git activity graph with huge gaps
July 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM