Avoid Tesco avocados. #Isntreal

Some heroes do wear capes.

“So my rocket’s going to fly all the way up to Mars like this!”

Which rocket?

“The one on the far right.”

All I want for Christmas is a de facto presidency.

How about Captain Tom’s daughter does laps of the prison rec yard to pay off what she stole? I’d chuck a quid or two in to watch that.

The Lost Boys boss!! knew I’d seen him somewhere before.

Elon’s followers get to chatting over on MySpace X

Everything is completely normal.