Platitudes with Attitude
@schrightd00t.bsky.social
He/Him, Leftist, Ally, Anti-racist, BLM, Avid Movie Nerd
Like, Mark Davis owns a whole NFL franchise, and he can only afford to look like Beans from Even Stevens?
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Like, Mark Davis owns a whole NFL franchise, and he can only afford to look like Beans from Even Stevens?
Bold strategy, Sephora
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bold strategy, Sephora
Not my first rodeo, not my first rapture
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not my first rodeo, not my first rapture
Damn Pokemon Sleep, you didn't have to call me out like that
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Damn Pokemon Sleep, you didn't have to call me out like that
Right wing grifters on their way to the podcast studio this morning:
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Right wing grifters on their way to the podcast studio this morning:
Second 2000s reality TV guy down yall, Rule of Threes, Keep the Hope alive...
July 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Second 2000s reality TV guy down yall, Rule of Threes, Keep the Hope alive...
Kiss that broccoli haircut goodbye, have fun being traditional Western alpha males.
June 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Kiss that broccoli haircut goodbye, have fun being traditional Western alpha males.
Al Capone seeing today's news from Beyond:
May 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Al Capone seeing today's news from Beyond:
Me before I stage a hostile takeover of the Dive Bar jukebox
April 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me before I stage a hostile takeover of the Dive Bar jukebox
Little Monsters when the Christian Right starts calling Lady Gaga's performances Satanic again:
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Little Monsters when the Christian Right starts calling Lady Gaga's performances Satanic again:
Me after reading the average NYT thinkpiece
February 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Me after reading the average NYT thinkpiece
I've known who Robbie Williams is for years, the rest of you Americans are just uncultured.
January 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I've known who Robbie Williams is for years, the rest of you Americans are just uncultured.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM LOOKING AT
January 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM LOOKING AT
True, but this guy comes close to Majin Buu in power rankings
December 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
True, but this guy comes close to Majin Buu in power rankings
Mass media's demonization campaign of Luigi feels a lot like this:
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Mass media's demonization campaign of Luigi feels a lot like this:
Me to the person considering collecting this pittance of a reward:
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Me to the person considering collecting this pittance of a reward:
When the premiums don't cover anything at all:
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
When the premiums don't cover anything at all: