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My favorite part of going to Walmart in 2002 was becoming fused with a shopping cart.
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My favorite part of going to Walmart in 2002 was becoming fused with a shopping cart.
“Now we have the salad.”
May 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Now we have the salad.”
“Now we have the salad.”
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Now we have the salad.”
If you’re wondering how Twitter is going right now, Muskers are arguing that Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn’t think that Nazis are bad for their worldviews.
April 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you’re wondering how Twitter is going right now, Muskers are arguing that Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn’t think that Nazis are bad for their worldviews.
Next week on Yellowjackets:
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Next week on Yellowjackets:
Elmo thinking that Molotov cocktails need outside funding really is the worst timeline version of this:
March 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Elmo thinking that Molotov cocktails need outside funding really is the worst timeline version of this:
“Sometimes… all the beautiful things in my life break my heart.”
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Sometimes… all the beautiful things in my life break my heart.”
The statement from AOC’s office said she was waiting to hear back about a “detail” from his legal team (who was busy trying to prevent him from being immediately deported)
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The statement from AOC’s office said she was waiting to hear back about a “detail” from his legal team (who was busy trying to prevent him from being immediately deported)
Yep she was offered. But wanted to get “clarification” on the arrest. *eye roll*
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yep she was offered. But wanted to get “clarification” on the arrest. *eye roll*
Lumon factory workers at the end of every shift:
March 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Lumon factory workers at the end of every shift:
One of the few artists who truly convinced me that there is hope to be found out there. RIP.
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One of the few artists who truly convinced me that there is hope to be found out there. RIP.
I am not sure why this one is hitting me so hard but I instantly started crying. RIP. Thank you, maestro.
January 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I am not sure why this one is hitting me so hard but I instantly started crying. RIP. Thank you, maestro.
Wicked cost 15x more than this film and doesn’t have a single shot that beats this one.
January 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Wicked cost 15x more than this film and doesn’t have a single shot that beats this one.
“I can’t hear you, Ray.”
January 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“I can’t hear you, Ray.”
Over on the other site, MAGAs are threatening violence against Trump over visas.
January 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Over on the other site, MAGAs are threatening violence against Trump over visas.
Look, I like Matt Reeves a lot, but if you’re asking why his script for The Batman 2 is taking so long I would just like to remind you he spent 3 years writing part 1 and it has entire sections like this:
December 28, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Look, I like Matt Reeves a lot, but if you’re asking why his script for The Batman 2 is taking so long I would just like to remind you he spent 3 years writing part 1 and it has entire sections like this:
Like the implication that Gilroy somehow (even slightly) sold out is hilarious when his filmography looks like this:
December 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Like the implication that Gilroy somehow (even slightly) sold out is hilarious when his filmography looks like this:
It doesn’t make sense until you see this at the end:
December 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
It doesn’t make sense until you see this at the end:
When you spent all morning playing with your new toys.
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
When you spent all morning playing with your new toys.