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Neels 🐶🔜 FCL
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Hi, I'm Neels! 🐶 She/They | 29 | Bi | 🔞

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Hi, I'm Neels! Your friendly full-time schnauzer & part-time werewolf 🐶

I like cooking, gardening, and exploring the great outdoors 🏔️

Follow me here for adventures, rambling, and the occasional lukewarm take 👀
Went outside to check the mail and it was so painfully cold I'll be paralyzed for the next hour 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don't think I could tolerate a netty pot but days like today make me consider it
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oh no they're working
Taking an edible and some NyQuil, y'all are stuck with me until they do their damn job
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taking an edible and some NyQuil, y'all are stuck with me until they do their damn job
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Buuhhh I hate being sick, my whole weekend feels wasted
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just remembered when Adam Lambert was on American Idol and a girl I went to school with would write fanfiction about him and his boyfriend
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Because I'm all messed up, y'know?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I feel like I'm speaking in tongues when I look at something like this and understand it
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sometimes I worry my bumper sticker game is *too* much and then I see a Ford Super Duty covered in MAGA shit and I remember I have an obligation to be as weird as possible
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Update: IT'S STILL ITCHY
New tattoo hit the itchy phase AAAAAA
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Keeping everyone at @goldenhorn.si in my thoughts, this is just absolutely horrendous 😞
Straight up hate crime and the most fucked up thing I've ever seen happen to a furry con. Absolutely cowardly of these scumbags.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I've been informed it's because white people don't know how to use salt
Does everything really need a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce or is Big Worcestershire paying all the recipe blogs??
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bro wait a minute I was cute at the start of 2020 I'VE BEEN FUCKING ROBBED
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Does everything really need a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce or is Big Worcestershire paying all the recipe blogs??
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I used to not understand people who went out and immediately got another cat/dog after their previous one passed; but let me tell you if we did not already have two other cats at home I would be standing outside of the humane society banging on the windows until they gave me a cat.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
New tattoo hit the itchy phase AAAAAA
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Feeling marginally better thanks to 12+ hours of sleep
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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And now to wrap up #Furpoc2025...

970 suiters!
$18,500 raised for our Charity!
AND a whopping 3,150 total attendees this year!!

We'll see you next year for #Furpoc2026, Oct. 29th through Nov. 1st!

Rock on, Furpocalypse 🎸
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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seto kaiba being possessed by anubis. or whatever
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm so desperate for a warm bath to soothe my aching body and stuffy sinuses but new tattoo,,, fuck it we ball
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sure, whatever. I don't care anymore.
A 'Labubu' movie is now in the works at Sony

(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Buuuuhhh I need to sleep for a thousand years
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Journey
August 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM