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Neels 🐶🔜 FCL
@schnauzerface.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Hi, I'm Neels! Your friendly full-time schnauzer & part-time werewolf 🐶
I like cooking, gardening, and exploring the great outdoors 🏔️
Follow me here for adventures, rambling, and the occasional lukewarm take 👀
I like cooking, gardening, and exploring the great outdoors 🏔️
Follow me here for adventures, rambling, and the occasional lukewarm take 👀
Went outside to check the mail and it was so painfully cold I'll be paralyzed for the next hour 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Went outside to check the mail and it was so painfully cold I'll be paralyzed for the next hour 🥶
I don't think I could tolerate a netty pot but days like today make me consider it
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don't think I could tolerate a netty pot but days like today make me consider it
Oh no they're working
Taking an edible and some NyQuil, y'all are stuck with me until they do their damn job
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh no they're working
Taking an edible and some NyQuil, y'all are stuck with me until they do their damn job
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Taking an edible and some NyQuil, y'all are stuck with me until they do their damn job
Buuhhh I hate being sick, my whole weekend feels wasted
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Buuhhh I hate being sick, my whole weekend feels wasted
Just remembered when Adam Lambert was on American Idol and a girl I went to school with would write fanfiction about him and his boyfriend
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just remembered when Adam Lambert was on American Idol and a girl I went to school with would write fanfiction about him and his boyfriend
"Because I'm all messed up, y'know?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"Because I'm all messed up, y'know?"
I feel like I'm speaking in tongues when I look at something like this and understand it
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I feel like I'm speaking in tongues when I look at something like this and understand it
Sometimes I worry my bumper sticker game is *too* much and then I see a Ford Super Duty covered in MAGA shit and I remember I have an obligation to be as weird as possible
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sometimes I worry my bumper sticker game is *too* much and then I see a Ford Super Duty covered in MAGA shit and I remember I have an obligation to be as weird as possible
Update: IT'S STILL ITCHY
New tattoo hit the itchy phase AAAAAA
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Update: IT'S STILL ITCHY
Keeping everyone at @goldenhorn.si in my thoughts, this is just absolutely horrendous 😞
Straight up hate crime and the most fucked up thing I've ever seen happen to a furry con. Absolutely cowardly of these scumbags.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Keeping everyone at @goldenhorn.si in my thoughts, this is just absolutely horrendous 😞
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
I've been informed it's because white people don't know how to use salt
Does everything really need a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce or is Big Worcestershire paying all the recipe blogs??
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've been informed it's because white people don't know how to use salt
Bro wait a minute I was cute at the start of 2020 I'VE BEEN FUCKING ROBBED
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bro wait a minute I was cute at the start of 2020 I'VE BEEN FUCKING ROBBED
Does everything really need a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce or is Big Worcestershire paying all the recipe blogs??
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Does everything really need a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce or is Big Worcestershire paying all the recipe blogs??
I used to not understand people who went out and immediately got another cat/dog after their previous one passed; but let me tell you if we did not already have two other cats at home I would be standing outside of the humane society banging on the windows until they gave me a cat.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I used to not understand people who went out and immediately got another cat/dog after their previous one passed; but let me tell you if we did not already have two other cats at home I would be standing outside of the humane society banging on the windows until they gave me a cat.
New tattoo hit the itchy phase AAAAAA
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New tattoo hit the itchy phase AAAAAA
Feeling marginally better thanks to 12+ hours of sleep
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Feeling marginally better thanks to 12+ hours of sleep
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And now to wrap up #Furpoc2025...
970 suiters!
$18,500 raised for our Charity!
AND a whopping 3,150 total attendees this year!!
We'll see you next year for #Furpoc2026, Oct. 29th through Nov. 1st!
Rock on, Furpocalypse 🎸
970 suiters!
$18,500 raised for our Charity!
AND a whopping 3,150 total attendees this year!!
We'll see you next year for #Furpoc2026, Oct. 29th through Nov. 1st!
Rock on, Furpocalypse 🎸
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And now to wrap up #Furpoc2025...
970 suiters!
$18,500 raised for our Charity!
AND a whopping 3,150 total attendees this year!!
We'll see you next year for #Furpoc2026, Oct. 29th through Nov. 1st!
Rock on, Furpocalypse 🎸
970 suiters!
$18,500 raised for our Charity!
AND a whopping 3,150 total attendees this year!!
We'll see you next year for #Furpoc2026, Oct. 29th through Nov. 1st!
Rock on, Furpocalypse 🎸
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seto kaiba being possessed by anubis. or whatever
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
seto kaiba being possessed by anubis. or whatever
I'm so desperate for a warm bath to soothe my aching body and stuffy sinuses but new tattoo,,, fuck it we ball
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm so desperate for a warm bath to soothe my aching body and stuffy sinuses but new tattoo,,, fuck it we ball
Sure, whatever. I don't care anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sure, whatever. I don't care anymore.
Buuuuhhh I need to sleep for a thousand years
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Buuuuhhh I need to sleep for a thousand years
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Reposted by Neels 🐶🔜 FCL
