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He likes Domínguez so much he stapled him to the bench for the entire postseason. He likes Jones so much he just wasted $22 million on a guy to play his position. Amazing anyone still believes the bullshit that comes out of Cashman's mouth.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ghana fly now
Flying high now
Ghana fly, fly, flyyyy!
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As will every one of his "segments" from now until the end of time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes but we got 5 years of dank "Yassss Queen!" RBG memes out of the deal.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I need to see three sets of family vacation slides before I believe this.
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just heard a toilet flush, so I presume Adams handed over the document.
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That looks like a funeral parlor decked out for Trump's wake.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How many Alabamans will see the name Rodney Walker on their ballot, assume he's black, and vote for someone else?
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Or maybe he’s just an asshole.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It also functions as a handy pronunciation guide for character actors’ names. I’ll never mispronounce Thalmus Rasulala again!
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I believe Vaughn Taylor shares that distinction with fellow five-timer Robert McCord.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Andrew Stein wasn’t available?
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m this guy’s age and I’ve only met two people in my life who expressed this opinion of The Beatles. Both were dogmatic poseur assholes. One of them wore an INXS tee shirt all through high school. You can spot them coming a mile away.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A simple “Hi, I’m an asshole” would suffice.
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Or Ray Kelly (Dinkins/Bloomberg)
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is there no one in David Remnick's life who can tell him how bad that toupee looks?
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kaine will finally be able to look the pedophiles in his church in the eyes again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Hess Truck’s back and it’s better than ever, my man.
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I don’t know jack about death metal, but I’ll read anything with a Hollywood Steve byline and feel confident I’ll learn something interesting.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"There's something about a traaaain…" www.youtube.com/watch?v=A716...
Amtrak - There's Something About a Train
YouTube video by jsmilla
www.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Did she borrow one of Inga Swenson’s wigs?
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Too soon.
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Let all the children boogie!
September 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM