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@schminn.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Have you heard? The flea died of ennui.
Visions of sugar plums et al.
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Visions of sugar plums et al.
It’s sometimes expensive to save a buck, but you get a deer friend out of the experience
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s sometimes expensive to save a buck, but you get a deer friend out of the experience
The flawed flea feels fleetingly frustrated n flippant but is really quite fearful of feeling flawed, faithful though he is.
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The flawed flea feels fleetingly frustrated n flippant but is really quite fearful of feeling flawed, faithful though he is.
A limerick:
There is this little green shed
Which I built inside my head
It’s filled with saws n tools
n it’s home to a couple fools
When I think so hard
It hurts my heart
The shed gets small, n falls apart
The boards and nails
Fall and fail
And it hurts my friends and lovers
There is this little green shed
Which I built inside my head
It’s filled with saws n tools
n it’s home to a couple fools
When I think so hard
It hurts my heart
The shed gets small, n falls apart
The boards and nails
Fall and fail
And it hurts my friends and lovers
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A limerick:
There is this little green shed
Which I built inside my head
It’s filled with saws n tools
n it’s home to a couple fools
When I think so hard
It hurts my heart
The shed gets small, n falls apart
The boards and nails
Fall and fail
And it hurts my friends and lovers
There is this little green shed
Which I built inside my head
It’s filled with saws n tools
n it’s home to a couple fools
When I think so hard
It hurts my heart
The shed gets small, n falls apart
The boards and nails
Fall and fail
And it hurts my friends and lovers
The snows so pretty this time of year. Can’t drive home in it of course.
It’s carpet?
MT
It’s carpet?
MT
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The snows so pretty this time of year. Can’t drive home in it of course.
It’s carpet?
MT
It’s carpet?
MT
‘ewe So coulda told me!’
Mebbe they didn’t, no
A cowards worst nightmare and the worst thing I’ve ever done.
That is to say, it’s been a while since I’ve had any spinach. I forgot how to eat it anyways. I barely eat anything at all.
Can’t see the (pointed) forest for all the leaves of green
Mebbe they didn’t, no
A cowards worst nightmare and the worst thing I’ve ever done.
That is to say, it’s been a while since I’ve had any spinach. I forgot how to eat it anyways. I barely eat anything at all.
Can’t see the (pointed) forest for all the leaves of green
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
‘ewe So coulda told me!’
Mebbe they didn’t, no
A cowards worst nightmare and the worst thing I’ve ever done.
That is to say, it’s been a while since I’ve had any spinach. I forgot how to eat it anyways. I barely eat anything at all.
Can’t see the (pointed) forest for all the leaves of green
Mebbe they didn’t, no
A cowards worst nightmare and the worst thing I’ve ever done.
That is to say, it’s been a while since I’ve had any spinach. I forgot how to eat it anyways. I barely eat anything at all.
Can’t see the (pointed) forest for all the leaves of green
The end of Smiles and Tears
“You couldn’t beat the fear, it was scripted, you had to lose”
Go to bed
“You couldn’t beat the fear, it was scripted, you had to lose”
Go to bed
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The end of Smiles and Tears
“You couldn’t beat the fear, it was scripted, you had to lose”
Go to bed
“You couldn’t beat the fear, it was scripted, you had to lose”
Go to bed
We were all penguins. The three of us, I mean. We were exploring New York City together, in a line, as penguins are want to do. One of us didn’t speak, but I knew who they were. I knew the other just as well, though she made herself known. We were on the Empire State Building.
I liked this dream
I liked this dream
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We were all penguins. The three of us, I mean. We were exploring New York City together, in a line, as penguins are want to do. One of us didn’t speak, but I knew who they were. I knew the other just as well, though she made herself known. We were on the Empire State Building.
I liked this dream
I liked this dream
Footloose, acid, and lignin-free
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Footloose, acid, and lignin-free
The intense urge to walk into the woods without telling anyone. Like I used to do, and I’d sit on the log and watch the creek. People are like glaciers.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The intense urge to walk into the woods without telling anyone. Like I used to do, and I’d sit on the log and watch the creek. People are like glaciers.
I wasn’t allowed at the castle without a job at the sailmaking factory. Unfortunately the boss lady there didn’t like the cut of my jib. I returned to the alley and plantways from which I had come. An odd looking cat started following me. I called him Strange the cat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I wasn’t allowed at the castle without a job at the sailmaking factory. Unfortunately the boss lady there didn’t like the cut of my jib. I returned to the alley and plantways from which I had come. An odd looking cat started following me. I called him Strange the cat.
When shall we three meet again? 6 months ago!
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When shall we three meet again? 6 months ago!
If someone really loves you, they won’t care how much milk you drink
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If someone really loves you, they won’t care how much milk you drink
Lucky lucky shakey shakey
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lucky lucky shakey shakey
STITY
Sorry, I don’t remember what it was supposed to say.
Sorry
Sorry, I don’t remember what it was supposed to say.
Sorry
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
STITY
Sorry, I don’t remember what it was supposed to say.
Sorry
Sorry, I don’t remember what it was supposed to say.
Sorry
What a terrible war. The whole place was flooded. They crammed a howitzer in my hay loft. I couldn’t leave til I got a boat. A one-man skiff. I was greeted by another one like me, in a small boat, but with a sword. He wanted me dead.
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What a terrible war. The whole place was flooded. They crammed a howitzer in my hay loft. I couldn’t leave til I got a boat. A one-man skiff. I was greeted by another one like me, in a small boat, but with a sword. He wanted me dead.
I was a ghost and she was the only one who could see me, but she’d always been scared of ghosts.
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was a ghost and she was the only one who could see me, but she’d always been scared of ghosts.
Ego death via ego suicide
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ego death via ego suicide
Electrician’s union: many hands make lights work
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Electrician’s union: many hands make lights work
Artist mice that live in the walls of the art museum. A cat named Lay Low and Let it All Blow Over.
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Artist mice that live in the walls of the art museum. A cat named Lay Low and Let it All Blow Over.
Why do keep things going on?
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Why do keep things going on?
A big beautiful elephant who’s poised so gracefully atop my throat.
October 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A big beautiful elephant who’s poised so gracefully atop my throat.