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thin and thick clients imply the existence of thicc clients.

me waking up every day and remembering the time my nephew told me we should go find an adult to supervise us (i was 30)

female millennial friendship is knowing exactly how your pals
groom their pussies but 0 idea what their actual date of birth is

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Maybe take a multivitamin though.

I just want you to know that your diet can be 90% Cocoa Puffs and it’s okay because you’re an adult and you can make your own dietary choices.

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me with all the shit i find in the alley behind my house.

i only trust two people: my therapist and the entire staff at any quiktrip.