Pabst Blue Gibbon
@schmendimite.bsky.social
Outside unless I'm not, forever just one step ahead of the reaper (Lyme disease).
usually they don't let you take cheeseburgers into the machine but when you're a star they even let you bring in the nuggets and the dipping sauces
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
usually they don't let you take cheeseburgers into the machine but when you're a star they even let you bring in the nuggets and the dipping sauces
I WILL BE ASKING MAYOR MCCHEESE, AS A FELLOW LEADER AND OVERALL FANTASTIC GUY, TO VERY SMARTLY DROP THE WITCHHUNT OF PATRIOTS LIKE HAMBURGLER OVER THEIR PRESENCE AT OUR JANUARY 6TH RALLY, WHERE HE DID NOTHING WRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I WILL BE ASKING MAYOR MCCHEESE, AS A FELLOW LEADER AND OVERALL FANTASTIC GUY, TO VERY SMARTLY DROP THE WITCHHUNT OF PATRIOTS LIKE HAMBURGLER OVER THEIR PRESENCE AT OUR JANUARY 6TH RALLY, WHERE HE DID NOTHING WRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
the fact that this guy looks in the mirror without bursting into flames should give you a hint as to how he gets there, mentally.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the fact that this guy looks in the mirror without bursting into flames should give you a hint as to how he gets there, mentally.
A pal is a wonderful thing, especially when it is also your mother
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A pal is a wonderful thing, especially when it is also your mother
A very common and normal thing i also say frequently
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A very common and normal thing i also say frequently
Our little cat Natalie sometimes becomes Mistress Natalia Hibiscus von Gurl
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Our little cat Natalie sometimes becomes Mistress Natalia Hibiscus von Gurl