Doodle Bug (she/her)
banner
schmeccadoodle.bsky.social
Doodle Bug (she/her)
@schmeccadoodle.bsky.social
I didn't have coup on my 2025 bingo card, but here the fuck we are. 💙 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇺🇲🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Chemist 🧪, Cat mom 🐈‍⬛, Trekkie 🖖🏻, Liberal AF 💙, Horror Junkie 👻.
Why are men?
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It isn't Thanksgiving until you hear the plop.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why not? Bill LOVED a beej.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He's probably going to have the Department of War ACTUALLY dump feces on American citizens from their stupid lil war planes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
America First, amirite? MAGA is still too stupid to realize they've been completely hoodwinked. And that's why education is so fucking important.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I ruin my workplace every day......

By excelling. Why are men?
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Todd Blanche is the human equivalent of a wet fart.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Epstein types like an illiterate child. I guess it makes sense someone as stupid as a child would only be interested in fucking a child.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The last thing I ever want while shopping is to have anyone, employee or otherwise, interact with me.

What they should do is restore their DEI programs and stop catering to the government.

The problem with Target isn't their employee friendliness. It's their C-Suite greed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
NO MORE KENNEDYS. I'm so tired of the same nepo baby bullshit. We want change. GAH!
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nancy, we don't support YOU. Please go the therapy and work your shit out.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm sure these emails are "fake news" to the sherbet pervert.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Can we just fucking stop with the Kennedys already?
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Perhaps there is an audio book of The Constitution he can be forced to listen to? Even better if you, AOC, and Crockett narrate.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Shaheen is either truly stupid, easily manipulated, or entirely unfit to serve in public office.

It's probably all three.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I mean, that's all jobs. 😆
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM