Schmalyson
@schmalyson.bsky.social
She/her, librarian/libarian
Lives near yinz
Lives near yinz
KHive remains undefeated for coming up with the most nonsensical bullshit constructed in the most repulsive fake academia millennial voice so you have the added benefit of your skin crawling while you read it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
KHive remains undefeated for coming up with the most nonsensical bullshit constructed in the most repulsive fake academia millennial voice so you have the added benefit of your skin crawling while you read it.
Days like today are always useful for flushing out who thinks we're all bad faith dumb asses.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Days like today are always useful for flushing out who thinks we're all bad faith dumb asses.
Disney/ABC fired Nate Silver in 2023 when they shut down 538, he is an idiot but he works for himself.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Disney/ABC fired Nate Silver in 2023 when they shut down 538, he is an idiot but he works for himself.
I gave up trying to rein my husband in when he started sending me links to different specialty burrs for his already fancy grinder he wanted my opinion on. This is your journey babe, go with my blessing but please don't make me do research.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I gave up trying to rein my husband in when he started sending me links to different specialty burrs for his already fancy grinder he wanted my opinion on. This is your journey babe, go with my blessing but please don't make me do research.
Some of us (like myself this week) have to fly for work, we're not stupid but it's not optional, so yes this is deeply, deeply unhelpful and falls in the general internet bucket of "don't give advice no one asked you for."
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Some of us (like myself this week) have to fly for work, we're not stupid but it's not optional, so yes this is deeply, deeply unhelpful and falls in the general internet bucket of "don't give advice no one asked you for."
Looks pleasingly smooshy
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Looks pleasingly smooshy
My grandad always had a homemade yellow cake with chocolate frosting in a glass cake stand, without fail. And he lived to his late 90s so we should probably all be doing this for longevity.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My grandad always had a homemade yellow cake with chocolate frosting in a glass cake stand, without fail. And he lived to his late 90s so we should probably all be doing this for longevity.
They don't need it on the field, but that's where your power comes from when you swing unless you're top heavy. That's why all the homer hitters are either double-cheeked up or just absolute units.
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They don't need it on the field, but that's where your power comes from when you swing unless you're top heavy. That's why all the homer hitters are either double-cheeked up or just absolute units.
Man I never had a phone I loved like my Sidekick and it never even broke. Danger went out of business and that was that, bricked.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Man I never had a phone I loved like my Sidekick and it never even broke. Danger went out of business and that was that, bricked.
Fainting like Martin Lawrence running around in them trash bags.
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fainting like Martin Lawrence running around in them trash bags.
Not disagreeing but it's definitely a town with a growing tourism industry and a mall and a hospital and a walkable downtown, the homes are not any further away from their neighbor than my city house, and a decent one will cost you $200k. It's not "rural" like this dude's living situation.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not disagreeing but it's definitely a town with a growing tourism industry and a mall and a hospital and a walkable downtown, the homes are not any further away from their neighbor than my city house, and a decent one will cost you $200k. It's not "rural" like this dude's living situation.
My family is from Franklin PA and this dude is definitely nowhere near there. It is a legit small town of 5-6k that's the county seat of Venango, it's not flourishing per se but it's not dying, it has a giant fall festival and is constantly on lists for cute main street small towns.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My family is from Franklin PA and this dude is definitely nowhere near there. It is a legit small town of 5-6k that's the county seat of Venango, it's not flourishing per se but it's not dying, it has a giant fall festival and is constantly on lists for cute main street small towns.