Dan
@schlompkins.bsky.social
video game marketer (job) and indie developer (fun), probably retired TV writer, former national news producer. My iMDB is a train wreck. 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
Counterpoint: primary and also personally fuck this guy
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Counterpoint: primary and also personally fuck this guy
oh baby that’s what we call legal precedent. Hope ICE likes soft-boiled eggs on an everything bagel
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
oh baby that’s what we call legal precedent. Hope ICE likes soft-boiled eggs on an everything bagel
they’re so dark and misunderstood I wish there was a whole album about them we could listen to
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
they’re so dark and misunderstood I wish there was a whole album about them we could listen to
republicans in like 3 weeks
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
republicans in like 3 weeks
T-800 saying “I need a vacation” might be the funniest line in all of cinema, like how does he know what a vacation is and why would he say it right then, makes absolutely no sense and it’s perfect
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
T-800 saying “I need a vacation” might be the funniest line in all of cinema, like how does he know what a vacation is and why would he say it right then, makes absolutely no sense and it’s perfect
America is starting to feel like that scene at the end of Cabin in the Woods where all the elevator doors open and every nightmare horror anyone’s ever dreamed of comes bursting out at once
September 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
America is starting to feel like that scene at the end of Cabin in the Woods where all the elevator doors open and every nightmare horror anyone’s ever dreamed of comes bursting out at once
Got this from a store run by some guys named @justinmcelroy.bsky.social and @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social evidently they also have a podcast or something
September 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Got this from a store run by some guys named @justinmcelroy.bsky.social and @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social evidently they also have a podcast or something
just remembered this shit. nightmare scenario
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
just remembered this shit. nightmare scenario
I think 27 James Bond movies is enough and they could just make a new spy movie starring a woman or whoever they want instead of treating a tired piece of IP like it’s some sacred hallowed ground we’re all supposed to give a shit about
August 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I think 27 James Bond movies is enough and they could just make a new spy movie starring a woman or whoever they want instead of treating a tired piece of IP like it’s some sacred hallowed ground we’re all supposed to give a shit about
okay who else thought for a sec that Zuck was sporting a sick ass mullet
August 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
okay who else thought for a sec that Zuck was sporting a sick ass mullet
if this ever popped onto my TV screen I would dive headfirst through the nearest window
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
if this ever popped onto my TV screen I would dive headfirst through the nearest window
feels insane to have to remind people that this joke doesn’t end with “and now I like and respect them”
July 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
feels insane to have to remind people that this joke doesn’t end with “and now I like and respect them”
please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good
July 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good
NY Times columnists finding a way to turn a random mass shooting into a critique of Zohran, who is currently not the mayor of NYC
July 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
NY Times columnists finding a way to turn a random mass shooting into a critique of Zohran, who is currently not the mayor of NYC
80 years old, tough call. Either he died of natural causes at the funniest possible moment, or he was the easiest hit job of someone’s career
July 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
80 years old, tough call. Either he died of natural causes at the funniest possible moment, or he was the easiest hit job of someone’s career
thank you for the great reporting NYT 🫡
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
thank you for the great reporting NYT 🫡
Hakeem Jeffries on the House floor absorbing your $5 donation in real time
July 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hakeem Jeffries on the House floor absorbing your $5 donation in real time
this is where my parents put the salad tongs away when they unload our dishwasher
June 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this is where my parents put the salad tongs away when they unload our dishwasher
hitherto unseen levels of droop
June 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
hitherto unseen levels of droop
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
*loudest “wrong answer” buzzer noise of all time*
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
*loudest “wrong answer” buzzer noise of all time*
“bacon, cheese and egg”
June 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“bacon, cheese and egg”