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Schlocktober
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Official account for the fake/real fandom event where anything goes.
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Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Welcome to Schlocktober, the fake/real fandom prompt event where anything goes. www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A 31 Day Calendar. Each day has 3 prompts, and the text is too long for Bluesky's description box. Full text available at the linked URL.
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM