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Somali-born? Like you can become Somali later in life?
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Somali-born? Like you can become Somali later in life?
Red Maple Leaf over Canada
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Red Maple Leaf over Canada
The year is 2032: ICE has more funding than the military after a bipartisan funding bill.
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The year is 2032: ICE has more funding than the military after a bipartisan funding bill.
This is the most dramatic way to write "he got a bruise" I've ever seen.
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is the most dramatic way to write "he got a bruise" I've ever seen.
His full name is Johnathan "Please Run Over Me" Ross.
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
His full name is Johnathan "Please Run Over Me" Ross.
Ok… but no one is adopting bitcoin. Its valuation is completely made up. Why is it going down?
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ok… but no one is adopting bitcoin. Its valuation is completely made up. Why is it going down?
I thought Bitcoin was purely speculation. Why is it losing value? Did people just get bored with it?
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I thought Bitcoin was purely speculation. Why is it losing value? Did people just get bored with it?
ITS MY COUNTRY!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ITS MY COUNTRY!!!!
“Uhhh I only like belly rubs; I’m not one of those freak INFLATION furries you hear about”
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Uhhh I only like belly rubs; I’m not one of those freak INFLATION furries you hear about”
How do you vote out a minority leader? Are they actual positions in government, because I’ve always thought they were mostly just ceremonial.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How do you vote out a minority leader? Are they actual positions in government, because I’ve always thought they were mostly just ceremonial.
I love this handsome guy. Spielberg doesn’t have it in him to make a gremlin of this caliber.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love this handsome guy. Spielberg doesn’t have it in him to make a gremlin of this caliber.
If it ain’t got Joe Dante, it ain’t a Gremlins movie.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If it ain’t got Joe Dante, it ain’t a Gremlins movie.
Fun fact: Ezra Klein slowly turning into Andrew Yang is an example of convergent evolution. I suspect by the 2030s, he’ll have grown pinchers and a hard red shell as well.
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fun fact: Ezra Klein slowly turning into Andrew Yang is an example of convergent evolution. I suspect by the 2030s, he’ll have grown pinchers and a hard red shell as well.
Is it even a scandal? When I go to the family reunion and talk to my 3rd cousin who’s a solid 20 years older than me, I’m going to call him my “Uncle”.
I think the only people who honestly care about this are people who never meet up with their family lol.
I think the only people who honestly care about this are people who never meet up with their family lol.
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it even a scandal? When I go to the family reunion and talk to my 3rd cousin who’s a solid 20 years older than me, I’m going to call him my “Uncle”.
I think the only people who honestly care about this are people who never meet up with their family lol.
I think the only people who honestly care about this are people who never meet up with their family lol.
I can assure you, insurance fraud is a fundamental element of the objective universe.
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can assure you, insurance fraud is a fundamental element of the objective universe.
I don't think he argues that it was a coincidence. He fully admits to be a very cynical, angry person in his past.
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't think he argues that it was a coincidence. He fully admits to be a very cynical, angry person in his past.
I believe in the right of New York to exist as a parade-filled city.
October 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I believe in the right of New York to exist as a parade-filled city.
I’m glad CNN paywalled this article so it can get to as few people as possible.
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m glad CNN paywalled this article so it can get to as few people as possible.
Kier Starmer speed run challenge.
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kier Starmer speed run challenge.
Yes. Most of the time you conservatives talk about Israel, it’s these very manufactured and meaningless arguments like “Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East” and “Hamas scary”.
I think most of Israel’s support in the U.S. just comes from mass media and endlessly recycled opinions.
I think most of Israel’s support in the U.S. just comes from mass media and endlessly recycled opinions.
October 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes. Most of the time you conservatives talk about Israel, it’s these very manufactured and meaningless arguments like “Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East” and “Hamas scary”.
I think most of Israel’s support in the U.S. just comes from mass media and endlessly recycled opinions.
I think most of Israel’s support in the U.S. just comes from mass media and endlessly recycled opinions.
This is why there are so few large squids. The damn whales keep eating them up.
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is why there are so few large squids. The damn whales keep eating them up.
I really do love Angela Collier’s work. I don’t always agree with her points, but I always appreciate a person with a unique perspective talking about various topics. You don’t hear a lot from physicists other than very manufactured, edutainment type communication.
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I really do love Angela Collier’s work. I don’t always agree with her points, but I always appreciate a person with a unique perspective talking about various topics. You don’t hear a lot from physicists other than very manufactured, edutainment type communication.
> elects a cop
> one of the most corrupt mayors in history
What is Eric Adams trying to tell us?
> one of the most corrupt mayors in history
What is Eric Adams trying to tell us?
August 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
> elects a cop
> one of the most corrupt mayors in history
What is Eric Adams trying to tell us?
> one of the most corrupt mayors in history
What is Eric Adams trying to tell us?
God, I hate first past the post so much. Who could’ve guessed the most powerful position in government would be the professional line-drawer.
August 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
God, I hate first past the post so much. Who could’ve guessed the most powerful position in government would be the professional line-drawer.
It’s for 50 year old Entrepreneurs who addicted to making money, and would destroy every painting, book, and film if it meant they would get a 10^-27 increase in pay.
July 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s for 50 year old Entrepreneurs who addicted to making money, and would destroy every painting, book, and film if it meant they would get a 10^-27 increase in pay.