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SchizoidMan
@schizoidman.bsky.social
Professional comic illustrator and 2D animator. I love horror and all things uncanny and spooky.

You can find a bit of my stuff here:

https://schizoidman.itch.io/
Fun stack!!! They are the horror equivalent of the WE BEAR BEARS bear stack.
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He's right!
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Same. It's like looking at anime character's ultimate attacks. They are just cool.
January 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I really need to hear Orlok say the fallowing:" By the coming of dawn, before the cock crows, I swear i will tap that ass!"

Dracula and Nosferatu are about an old Slavic man's booty quest.
January 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The mortality of the people who contributed to our imaginations is something that is all too inescapable for us all. For some it is the only motivator for them to get off their ass to do something. For others it just makes them feel sad. Neither is right or better than the other.
January 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Would you ever be interested in illustrating a comic? I'd like to know what you'd charge per page.
January 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not gonna lie. I envy this man's aura.
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Better than my dreams. I had a night filled with running away from Fat cannibal sports ball players as I traversed the multiverse through the power of the human latch.
January 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Been there. This is why man created the blender and God created fruit. Always room for a smoothy.
January 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He looks like he wants to talk to me about trains.
January 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
And he wears it very well!
January 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I really like this piece, but for some reason it makes me think about Mormonism. I'm Jewish. I have no reason to think about American Exceptionalism the religion.
January 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
That's not a demon! That is a Sargaso Sea Snail getting ready for Prom!
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I want him to appear out of the Lock and have him be the thing that boosts tourism to Scotland. Imagine the cryptid least likely to exist suddenly being confirmed real.
January 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This is why alchemists created humculi. Good help was hard to find and many of them were unmarried. Just look at Isaac Newton!
January 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I weirdly loved that movie as a kid.
January 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A seriously underrated work.
January 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reporting in DC just aint what it used to be.
January 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What devil would you work for? They wouldn't be allowed to kill you or permanently ruin your life.
January 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know. They hate the fact that they planted this bed and now the vegetables are ready for harvest. It's pathetic.
January 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A true engineer!
January 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This needs to be in a gallery.
January 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
She seems pleasant.
January 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM