Jordan Ross Schindler
@schindig.bsky.social
chronically nostalgic
If you support a five-year-old being detained by ICE, please lose my number.
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
If you support a five-year-old being detained by ICE, please lose my number.
Is it Traitors Thursday yet? It’s the only thing getting me through this hellscape we’re currently living in.
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Is it Traitors Thursday yet? It’s the only thing getting me through this hellscape we’re currently living in.
What if we all refuse to pay our federal taxes??
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What if we all refuse to pay our federal taxes??
The 2027 Impeachment Hearings are gonna be LIT.
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The 2027 Impeachment Hearings are gonna be LIT.
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So, just to recap…
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine.
He didn’t end the war in Gaza.
He started a war with Iran.
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine.
He didn’t end the war in Gaza.
He started a war with Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So, just to recap…
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine.
He didn’t end the war in Gaza.
He started a war with Iran.
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine.
He didn’t end the war in Gaza.
He started a war with Iran.
This would be the perfect time for the aliens to show up.
June 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This would be the perfect time for the aliens to show up.
Can a guy get some fucking precedented times please…?
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can a guy get some fucking precedented times please…?
Manifesting that this is the year someone finally takes my Summerland revival pitch seriously.
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Manifesting that this is the year someone finally takes my Summerland revival pitch seriously.
I cannot stress this enough…
Not my fucking president.
Not my fucking president.
January 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I cannot stress this enough…
Not my fucking president.
Not my fucking president.
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ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt should resign. We saw what we saw and that statement was pathetic.
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt should resign. We saw what we saw and that statement was pathetic.
And we’re positive Elon didn’t fuck with the voting machines…?
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And we’re positive Elon didn’t fuck with the voting machines…?
I don’t know about you, but I’m not feeling proud to be an American. Embarrassed, maybe.
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I don’t know about you, but I’m not feeling proud to be an American. Embarrassed, maybe.
Dear NYU Students,
Please make the next four years miserable for Barron Trump.
Please make the next four years miserable for Barron Trump.
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear NYU Students,
Please make the next four years miserable for Barron Trump.
Please make the next four years miserable for Barron Trump.
When the truth finally comes out, it'll be too late. It already is.
We tried to tell you to recount but were told we were being conspiratorial.
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When the truth finally comes out, it'll be too late. It already is.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are headed to the White House.
January 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hell is empty, and all the devils are headed to the White House.
When the world needed him most, he vanished.
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When the world needed him most, he vanished.
🎼 I will remember you, will you remember me…
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🎼 I will remember you, will you remember me…
I bet Kevin Sorbo is pissed.
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I bet Kevin Sorbo is pissed.
Horrific. Thankful that Trump isn’t in office yet. He would be withholding federal assistance and telling Angelenos to rake the forests. Praying for my second home of LA.
Multiple wildfires are burning out of control on both the west and east sides of Los Angeles County, fanned by hurricane-strength gusts that showed no signs of letting up Wednesday and which might intensify in the hours ahead. wapo.st/3WaMcpq
January 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Horrific. Thankful that Trump isn’t in office yet. He would be withholding federal assistance and telling Angelenos to rake the forests. Praying for my second home of LA.
My favorite part of Wicked is when Glinda waves hello to one of the monkey soldiers, and the monkey’s like: “The fuck?”
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My favorite part of Wicked is when Glinda waves hello to one of the monkey soldiers, and the monkey’s like: “The fuck?”
Hear me out — John Chu’s THE PRINCE OF EGYPT.
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Hear me out — John Chu’s THE PRINCE OF EGYPT.