@schiffles.bsky.social
Goofy, nerdy, homosexual, tattooed, stoner in CO
May or may not have an alt
Offering pictures of cats, travels and high thoughts
SFW | 🏳️🌈
May or may not have an alt
Offering pictures of cats, travels and high thoughts
SFW | 🏳️🌈
Pilanesburg served cunt let me tell you!
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Pilanesburg served cunt let me tell you!
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the gay couple in Weapons lowkey deserved what they got for wearing matching Disney tees…
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
the gay couple in Weapons lowkey deserved what they got for wearing matching Disney tees…
August 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I say this with my full chest. Kim Davis is an insufferable cunt. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I say this with my full chest. Kim Davis is an insufferable cunt. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as slutty Aunt Gladys from Weapons?
August 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as slutty Aunt Gladys from Weapons?
I’m jealous Mortimer has no idea how shitty the country is…. Happy caturday!
July 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m jealous Mortimer has no idea how shitty the country is…. Happy caturday!
The hair in scream 3 is so cunt! Chunky 👏 Angled 👏 Highlighted 👏 Confusing 👏 #parkerposey #scream3 #courtneycox
April 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The hair in scream 3 is so cunt! Chunky 👏 Angled 👏 Highlighted 👏 Confusing 👏 #parkerposey #scream3 #courtneycox
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Just heard that the historic church where we were married is closing. The church was founded in 1870, and it felt so powerful to have our names listed as grooms in the registry alongside all the couples married there who could never have imagined a wedding like ours.
February 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just heard that the historic church where we were married is closing. The church was founded in 1870, and it felt so powerful to have our names listed as grooms in the registry alongside all the couples married there who could never have imagined a wedding like ours.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies (although technical one is a selfie so sue me)
February 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies (although technical one is a selfie so sue me)
Find yourself a hubby that will go to couples pole with you 😘 @ezeinco.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Find yourself a hubby that will go to couples pole with you 😘 @ezeinco.bsky.social
Pole shoes: activate
February 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pole shoes: activate
Total Recall (1990): The Musical basically writes itself
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Total Recall (1990): The Musical basically writes itself
Obsessed with SHARN tone in total recall 💅
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Obsessed with SHARN tone in total recall 💅
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trans people are pretty great
pass it on
pass it on
February 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
trans people are pretty great
pass it on
pass it on
Post a gif of a fictional death that devastated you
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Post a gif of a fictional death that devastated you
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Sarah Michelle Gellar sure did serve cunt during her chase scenes and died in style in 1997
February 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sarah Michelle Gellar sure did serve cunt during her chase scenes and died in style in 1997
If you see this, post a witch 🧙🏽♀️
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If you see this, post a witch 🧙🏽♀️
Got rid of all my socials except Bluesky so have nowhere to post my pole class and progress. Enjoy!
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Got rid of all my socials except Bluesky so have nowhere to post my pole class and progress. Enjoy!
Post a picture you took of your favorite city in the world without revealing its name.
January 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Post a picture you took of your favorite city in the world without revealing its name.