schi-guy.bsky.social
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TBH, I'd take this monarch right now.
a cartoon character is standing in front of a group of people and says " the monarch "
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a group of people and says " the monarch "
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June 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Airlines actively hate every single one of us.

The ones that can afford to not fly like cattle? Possibly a little less hated.
May 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
To be fair - Our founding fathers never intended for a seditious failed steak salesman, ex-game show host, that bankrupted multiple casinos, to take this nation hostage for a foreign country!
May 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Narrator : "He very likely was."
April 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You forgot to close you're sarcasm tag.

I fix for you.

/S
April 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Only about 8 years late.
March 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Guess they're getting blamed for not making the coal clean enough for #DonnieDipshit.
March 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There will be no third term.

Simply an eternal second term until he strokes out like Elvis on the shitter.

And even then, his cult will simply parade him around like Weekend at Bernie's.
March 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Will tariffs be implemented also on so-called "USA" domestic cars manufactured in other countries due to likely cheaper labor?

Of course it will!

Real great, #DonnieDipshit!
March 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Iver-mectin.

*doopty doopty doo*

Shitting out your small intestines too.
March 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not this little red duck!
March 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Doesn't Clooney have an Italian villa or something to fuck off to?

Maybe he can take Rob Reiner and Stephen King too!
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cruelty is entirely the point with all of the Tromp rectum-suckers.
March 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you and the DNC weren't so clueless and out of touch with your constituents, maybe Trump wouldn't be president right now.

Blew a BILLION dollars in campaign funds to someone that ran their campaign like steaming dogshit.

Then begged for more money.

And then lost.

Sad.
March 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
They don't WANT to keep this country safe.
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
March 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Redacted.
March 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov : "Yes, I sold you out to my friends on Wall Street. A long time ago, in fact. It was GLORIOUS."

"And NO. I will not step down. Fuck you all, got mine! I owned you, bitches!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!"
March 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Um.
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Pelosi too.
March 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Time to get rid of superdelegates, too.

With few exceptions, the DNC and it's rank and file (bought) members need to rebrand themselves FAST!

Or, you know, they could just get out of the way too, maybe fuck off to someplace remote and continue making money.
March 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Airbnb jumped the shark at least a decade ago.

Generally just about any hotel in an Airbnb area will be cheaper more often than not, compared to exorbitant "cleaning and maintenance" costs.

Maybe Elol Husk is the one to drain the swamp. Go bankrupt yourself too, bro!

LOL
March 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I am reminded as well, of a quote that was likened to a Gaelic curse, that was approximated to the effect of,

"The madman considers himself the sensible one."
March 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wonder how long it will be before @schumer.senate.gov plays the victim card, the same card used regularly by his supposed across-the-aisle "colleagues".

I mean, @schumer.senate.gov has already used his "Fuck You, Got Mine" cards, to undesired effect, while sucking off Wall Street.
March 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM