Dread Pirate Schanchëz
@schelf.bsky.social
(all opinions expressed have been expressed before, by someone who smells better and made more sense)
this is why you should not shave a gerbil
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this is why you should not shave a gerbil
Every. Damn. One. Every. Damn. Mile.
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Every. Damn. One. Every. Damn. Mile.
Soon he will bomb the #EpsteinFiles in Mar-a-lardo
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Soon he will bomb the #EpsteinFiles in Mar-a-lardo
This is not a Tesla sales bro
March 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is not a Tesla sales bro
And people think brady is a first ballot HOF. What a joke.
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And people think brady is a first ballot HOF. What a joke.
Math is hard and statutory rape is easy if you are a congressman from Florida. IN HIS OWN WORDS
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Math is hard and statutory rape is easy if you are a congressman from Florida. IN HIS OWN WORDS
Looks like Florida is gonna get another dicking
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Looks like Florida is gonna get another dicking
For the bird watchers
November 14, 2024 at 2:43 AM
For the bird watchers
