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Schatzie Queen
@schatzie123.bsky.social
A plague ridden flea with a knack for creating problems
Get saucy with Schatzie
New bar specials: 3 for me
You buy 3 and I drink them silly
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Charli is too afraid to admit Party 4 U was inspired by me 😌 @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social
#Charlixcx, #party4U, #Drag, #joke, #dontsue
May 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Call me by your name! Hamburglar
April 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The girl in the window looks like she wants to smash 😮‍💨
March 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Here’s to the ladies who muffin munch
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What do you mean you can’t take me to Chili’s?
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Give the good ole one, two
#yehaw
January 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
When Mr Sasquatch goes in with no lube
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Bluesky, what up?
January 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Does the twink who runs my blue sky account deserve hazard pay? He fainted when handling my tucking panties and bumped his head. Comment down below
#twinksunion
#workersrights
#someonegooglehowtounionbust
#twink
#gay
#dragqueen
December 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Sent in my head shots to play the Lady Dragon in the new #shrekmovie but I haven’t heard anything back yet
#shrekislove
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
POV:
You: (walk into the club)
Me: (five vodka crans in) ”It might be the alcohol talking but I think we might be long lost twins”
#twinning
#RPDR
#uncanny
#JimmyCibble
December 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Who else is excited for the return of the #snackwrap to the #McDonalds menu? ✨
December 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Hey scientists and scholars tell me why I’m so talented #science #dragqueen
December 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
My response when the fresh drag kids ask to be your drag grandchild. Fine okay but I’m Schatzie Mémé to you little shitz
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
When you go to check how your stocks are doing and then remember you are a drag queen with a temu addiction
December 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Is this thing on? Tell me who you cheated on your husband with?
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
POV: your ex pulls up to the table saying “we need to have a little chat“
December 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Will they? Won’t they?
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Mama’s got some gravy for you 💛🤎
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Sit and spin Caillou Theodore Patrick Nathan Anderson 🖕.
#bitch
#FU
#youknowwhy
November 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
The Wicked Wenches of the West!
#WICKED #Wench #DragQueen
November 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Me pretending I didn’t just have explosive diarrhea between stage numbers 😬
Done w/ my classes for today 🙃

Me, trying to pretend like I enjoy it:
November 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Go cheifs! I wish Bryce young won though I sucked him off once
#panthers
#cheifs
#Nfl
November 24, 2024 at 9:19 PM
When your friends invite you over for mimosas but they blindside you with a intervention
Wait, you mean I have to go OUTSIDE in order to meet guys??-
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM