Schaeffer Kuzman
schaeffer.bsky.social
Schaeffer Kuzman
@schaeffer.bsky.social
NBA, NBA, NBA

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Ime far and away the superior coach. You absolutely nailed the EC Finals piece and now we're stuck and we'll never stumble into another title again. We're on the same Page.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's frustrating that the boys wouldn't listen to Brad, so he had to go get an enabler for them to align with (after daddy Ime)
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Perfect assistant coach. Get the guys fired up, boost confidence. Not the guy you want “drawing up a play” in crunch time.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The issue is, this is his offense with Tatum and a healthy squad on the floor. He is an enabler and doesn’t seem to have a strategic sense about him.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Watched Rookie of the Year on a plane recently. Landed so hard, he's gotta put it on the list.

Swap Double Impact with Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) and I think you've nailed it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The ankle socks with the hoka too???!!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I want to be cast as the guy in the car who says “Jesus, Pam”, when Joan Allen is driving too quickly around a corner.
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A lot of this needs to be put on Joe. Playoffs are won in the margins, a lot of those margins are coaching and it felt like he got outcoached tonight.

Not to mention those 20 pt. leads he had a large hand in blowing.
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Him talking about an unnatural follow through is enough to chop my ears off.
April 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
How can we print these and make $50 off the other 50 Frasier obsessive?
April 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That tracks.
April 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What does this mean?!
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My first job (in Maine) was banding Lobstahs for Weathervane. Every part of them is sharp.

I also smelled so bad I had to take off all my clothes in the basement before going into the house...
March 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Up there with the 3 point distance popup.
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is the “we’ll pay for your gas to live in Boston but work an hour away” tax
March 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Is a great time to get up, do the dishes or some laundry in silence.
March 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Devastating and a little blindsiding. Are we heading for a penultimate episode? Or are they all just going to be insane.
March 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM