You sure about this, Google?

@nigella.bsky.social Here's to wishing a pox on the scoundrel hacking your X account. We'll understand if you go all Mrs. Lovett on them...

Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl was a delight. That being said, Norbot will haunt my effing dreams.

For any horror enthusiasts with Amazon Prime, they've just added 1987's American Gothic. I won't oversell it, but it's worth it for the swing scene alone.

What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries...

10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)

[Righty ho, Chris. This is your first Bluesky post. Make it magical.]

Hi, I'm Chris and my favourite word is poo.

[You IDIOT.]