Can anyone feel like they can spot the difference in his news bursts between the parts his handlers told him to write.

And the parts where, like the petulant infant he comes across as, he inserts the bits he feels his ego needs.

If you want an exemplar for top man management…

Ange take a bow.

I hope they sack you next week. Not because I haven’t loved your management (I have even the terrible games) but because you’ll get your full contract paid out. And the dressing room will give Levy the outcome he truly deserves

So assuming that only smoke on the train or only on the platform. Thats fine right?

It’s only against the law to smoke on the train AND the platform.

Y’know just occasionally this happens…in early April