this is why ive been refusing to date for so long, actually. somebody could easily take advantage of the fact that im into getting hit, getting cut, getting choked out, cnc, etc and use that to actually abuse me and it's so scary.

i agree

okay, so those do cancel each other put, but

back in my day, we used to platonically kiss someone on the forehead for being this cool smh we really do live in a society

80% of christian evangelicals are zionists, therefore i actually hate christians.

go back

ugliness is close godliness, which means women are the devil (good thing)

you are so fucking right, i don't care how ugly they are, get those concrete bastards built so i can actually fucking live somewhere on my own.

i wouldn't wish utah on my worst enemies, godspeed soldier 🫡

there's only one explanation for this: the woke mind virus has gotten the mormons!

i don't know what the hell that means so im just gonna assume you said "you're so right, kaitlyn, all glory to the future Appalachian People's Republic, the bright shining beacon of the former United States of Amerikkka!"

nah i got friends from oklahoma, it's all good. i just couldn't resist saying "shitass oklahoma accent" lmfao.

oh god, i better get you speaking like a real appalachian hillbilly before she gives you that shitass oklahoma accent

you will be forced to live on a diet of sweet tea, cornbread, and green beans until you have been thoroughly southernized.