Hey USDA.... dumpster diving is free. What a country!
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hey USDA.... dumpster diving is free. What a country!
Republicans and pets. Not a good mix.
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Republicans and pets. Not a good mix.
Yesterday I was jonesing for a cigarette with my coffee. It's been 17 years.
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Yesterday I was jonesing for a cigarette with my coffee. It's been 17 years.
So match up with his attention span?
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
So match up with his attention span?
He was butthurt. Bruised too, from the description.
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
He was butthurt. Bruised too, from the description.
Exactly what part of that vehicle could have hit his torso?
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Exactly what part of that vehicle could have hit his torso?
Sounds like trumpy bleeding to me.
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Sounds like trumpy bleeding to me.
That's a lot of words to say "that orange idiot is fucking nuts"
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
That's a lot of words to say "that orange idiot is fucking nuts"
DOJ = Donald's Own Jackoffs
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
DOJ = Donald's Own Jackoffs
Where there is milk, there is bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Where there is milk, there is bullshit.
Sooner or later the Evening News will be replaced with reruns of "Gilligan's Island"
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sooner or later the Evening News will be replaced with reruns of "Gilligan's Island"
Demented and delusional. And diapered.
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Demented and delusional. And diapered.
Not to mention the added plastic to her face
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Not to mention the added plastic to her face
Elect clowns. Get a circus.
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Elect clowns. Get a circus.
Well, if you invite trump to talk, you're going to get bullshit. Kind of self evident.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Well, if you invite trump to talk, you're going to get bullshit. Kind of self evident.
Desperate measures by demented dipshits.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Desperate measures by demented dipshits.
Jerkoffs in jodhpurs and jackboots.
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Jerkoffs in jodhpurs and jackboots.
Just declare everything free. Then add the 1500% tariff of top of free. Then we can all celebrate in the golden ballroom.
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Just declare everything free. Then add the 1500% tariff of top of free. Then we can all celebrate in the golden ballroom.
99 flagons of mead on the wall,
99 flagons of mead.
U take 1 down, pass it around,
98 flagons of mead on the wall
99 flagons of mead.
U take 1 down, pass it around,
98 flagons of mead on the wall
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
99 flagons of mead on the wall,
99 flagons of mead.
U take 1 down, pass it around,
98 flagons of mead on the wall
99 flagons of mead.
U take 1 down, pass it around,
98 flagons of mead on the wall
trump should be speaking at the Cleveland Clown Club.
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
trump should be speaking at the Cleveland Clown Club.
Problem solved in the usual trump fashion
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Problem solved in the usual trump fashion
Must be his brain looped around to tariffs again.
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Must be his brain looped around to tariffs again.