Gwen Rhodes
@scatteredshots.bsky.social
Software engineer, aspiring author, tired of watching the world burn
It's not really the holidays until you have to tell a family member to stop eating the tree
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's not really the holidays until you have to tell a family member to stop eating the tree
There's nothing like the satisfaction of having a nice clean house and knowing that you only have to maintain it for the rest of your life.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's nothing like the satisfaction of having a nice clean house and knowing that you only have to maintain it for the rest of your life.
Spirals make me happy because they remind me of my mental state and also of ham.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Spirals make me happy because they remind me of my mental state and also of ham.
They hate each other but during nap time it's okay for their butts to touch.
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They hate each other but during nap time it's okay for their butts to touch.
I'm getting ads for RuneScape. What year is it?
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm getting ads for RuneScape. What year is it?
Our first winter weather has been very delayed here in Colorado and while this is concerning for some I find it wholly appropriate that this year even mother nature is saying "Fuck ICE".
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Our first winter weather has been very delayed here in Colorado and while this is concerning for some I find it wholly appropriate that this year even mother nature is saying "Fuck ICE".
You can't convince me that human laps didn't evolve to be intentionally cat shaped.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You can't convince me that human laps didn't evolve to be intentionally cat shaped.
The normal amount of pain is some.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The normal amount of pain is some.
Have you ever eaten something so good that you just don't want any other flavor in your mouth after?
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Have you ever eaten something so good that you just don't want any other flavor in your mouth after?
Having fully functional vision is overrated and my head hurts.
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Having fully functional vision is overrated and my head hurts.
Just a cat and his emotional support shoe.
July 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just a cat and his emotional support shoe.
It's a special kind of disappointing to get a job rejection from a company whose email template and website look like they were made in 1998 by someone with a penchant for clip art.
July 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's a special kind of disappointing to get a job rejection from a company whose email template and website look like they were made in 1998 by someone with a penchant for clip art.
Well that pretty much sums up how good I am at habits.
June 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well that pretty much sums up how good I am at habits.
I'm the reason why I can't have nice things and I have no intention of stopping.
June 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm the reason why I can't have nice things and I have no intention of stopping.
Out here fulfilling some childhood desires and riding a scooter for the first time.
June 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Out here fulfilling some childhood desires and riding a scooter for the first time.
Spent my morning learning about boat engine repair. I don't own a boat or know anyone who does.
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Spent my morning learning about boat engine repair. I don't own a boat or know anyone who does.
Numerators, denominators, and terminators.
June 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Numerators, denominators, and terminators.
Give us this day, our daily bread, because I would like some toast with butter on it.
June 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Give us this day, our daily bread, because I would like some toast with butter on it.
I think potatoes might be the prettiest thing I grow. #gardensky
May 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think potatoes might be the prettiest thing I grow. #gardensky
Sometimes you just need to spend an hour coloring pictures of flowers.
May 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sometimes you just need to spend an hour coloring pictures of flowers.
