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Music. Visuals. Pet dander. Bad ideas.
Cat-owned.
I kinda run a label:
https://fitnesscassettes.bandcamp.com
https://linktr.ee/fitnesscassettes

This is a Slop-Free Zone.™
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Go where the real currency lives™
Image of back of the box for "Trump: The Game," a board game that actually existed. Spoiler: If you're a Russian ex-KGB spy-turned-despot, you've already won the game.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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This #NationalCatDay, you better give that cat scritches and bellyrubs
Gray cat is blissed out because she's receiving neck scritches from her human mother's right hand. Ohhhhh yeah...that's the spot.
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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December 5.

Stay tuned for details.

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#Bandcamp #BandcampFriday #ambient #darkambient #postrock #dronemusic #experimentalmusic #EasternStatePenitentiary #music #MusicianSky #IndependentMusic
Album cover for Northern Valentine's upcoming "Live at Eastern State Penitentiary," due out December 5, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Blue background with white Facebook-style font that reads "use their product against them"
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Out on #BandcampFriday: To commemorate the 20-year anniversary of the release of "Rusted Gates Vol. 1: Leopard's Mouth," Northern Valentine is releasing a FREE special EP of unreleased performances of 2 key pieces from the song cycle.

Get it here Oct. 3: northernvalentine.bandcamp.com

#NewMusic
Cover of the upcoming Northern Valentine EP, "The Desert Mile & Signal Fire," out on Friday, October 3
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Very pink softcover copy of "This is What It Sounds Like" by Susan Rogers and Ogi Ogas, sitting on a sea-blue wooden side table with a blue cup of coffee in the background.
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I finally saw @welovepulp.bsky.social @therealnickbanks.bsky.social at the Met in Philadelphia, and it was one of the best experiences I've ever had in my life. Ever.
Pulp performing at the Met in Philadelphia on September 9, 2025.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Maybe he knows
Screenshot of freaky spiky-haired henchman in 1981's "Escape from New York"
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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White text on black background. The text reads: THE CONVENIENCE PARADOX: In which a middle class society does nothing or little substantive to rectify a large-scale problem (ex.: an authoritarian regime change) for fear of losing access to their conveniences, while simultaneously losing access to conveniences as a result of the large-scale problem, whether directly or indirectly (ex.: disappearing/detention/persecution of individuals who help to provide the conveniences)
August 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I myself happen to favor the *newer* look:
Parody of the updated Cracker Barrel logo, containing the words "See You in The Hague"
August 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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It's #Caturday, baby
Black-and-white photo of cat staring judgmentally at the camera
August 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Who needs the NOAA when you've got the Weather Girls?
Sketchy h*tgi*l bot accounts skeeting "concern" about Hurricane Erin
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Every idiot is useful to someone, right?
Photo of Russian dictator shaking the hand of one of his agents, now the supposed president of a Russian puppet state
August 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Image of hand holding a smartphone over a white background. On the screen, text reads: "when the tool has become the carpenter, the first thing it builds is a prison"
August 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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'bout time I got around to this. Only 40 pages in, and I'm engrossed. Kudos, @chrisfrantz.bsky.social !
Image of a hand holding a paperback copy of Chris Frantz's memoir, "Remain in Love." Chris is a founding member and drummer for legendary bands Talking Heads and Tom Tom Club.
July 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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"Displacer," the new album from Northern Valentine.
Due out August 1, 2025.
northernvalentine.bandcamp.com

#ambient #darkambient #postrock #drone #instrumentalmusic #experimentalmusic #music #MusicSky #SynthSky #Bandcamp #newmusicfriday @bandcamp.com
Album cover for "Displacer," the upcoming album from Northern Valentine. The cover contains brightly-colored pink/yellow roses.
July 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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#poem
White text in lower-right corner, with a black background. The text is a poem which reads: these are the people who strangle themselves with their own purse strings and this is the purse that pays for the plane that flies us too close to the sun
July 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Paramount logo, but it includes the word "Weaklings" instead. This is in reaction to the announcement that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end in May 2026 due to "financial reasons," and surely not because they were criticized for caving in and paying $16 million to a rapist game show host.
July 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Black-and-white Polaroid of cat sleeping atop the back of a recliner near a slim column of light coming from behind a window shade.
July 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It's #Caturday, baby.
Moody photo of my grey cat sitting on top of the back of the recliner in the early morning light.
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Image of Nancy Allen reaching out and screaming in front of the American flag in the 1981 film "Blow Out."
July 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Pencil sketch of a bird, with the following text beneath in bold lettering: "It's okay, we're watching you, too."
July 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Black-and-white photo of my grey cat looking right into the camera as if to say, "That picture's gonna cost ya."
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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"Does your return have the sticker on it? No? Then I'm gonna kindly ask you to GET THE F*CK OUTTA MY STORE."
Close-up photo of blue-and-white stick on CD case. The sticker reads "THE WALL Lifetime Music Guarantee...Put this blue sticker on the case, and if any ever goes wrong with your CD or tape, The Wall will replace it."
June 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Film still of Clive Owen leaned up against a tree holding a cigarette, weeping, from the 2006 film "Children of Men"
June 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM