Please excuse me while I LOSE MY FUCKING MARBLES thank you ☀️

Come Homeeeeeeee THE KETTLE'S WHISTLINGGGGGGGG MY HEART'S A GHOST LIMB REACHING STARBURNED AND UNKISSEDDDD

Don’t worry guys Buffy will show up soon to stake elon and we’ll all be saved

I’m converting my mother into being a Dawson’s Creek fan mwahaha!!

Hey so I hate group projects… bitches think I’m trying to pick a fight when I’m literally just expressing my feelings or asking a question and then suddenly I’m being yelled at and accused in the GroupMe. 🙃

AND I’m stuck working with her the whole gd semester… 🙄

Ntm I talked her out of cheating. 👀

Y’all my mom has declared themselves nonbinary as a political stance of trans allyship and I literally asked “are you gonna enforce the pronouns” and they said “yes.” 😭

My mother has me out here sounding like every transphobe I’ve ever met. 🤣

They’re kooky but they care. 🫶🏻

I don’t interact with hate comments I just type what I wish I could say and then delete it. Except now I can just post screenshots of those here!

Scientists are giving lab grown brains depression and I spent my childhood thinking gods biggest problem was that I was googling pictures of boobs

Inarguably my favorite set of comments ever left on one of my videos

Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost