AND LAST YEAR WAS BROWN

It was a blast!

I put my hair in a messy bun and look at myself in the mirror. I imagine that I look like a refugee from a war torn country who has not received proper sleep or nutrition for months. At 8 pm I walk outside and start my commute to my thankless and dead end job."

At 7:30, I look at my closet and consider dressing in a cute outfit but instead I decide on the same jeans I've been wearing for the past 3 days with leather ankle boots and an olive sweater.

At 7:15 I start making coffee and eat the bare minimum for breakfast, usually cold leftovers straight from the container.

I totally just think about her getting off work after a long day, going to a bar, then bending it off it's hinges, jumping into the room and shouting "WHO WANTS TO GO HOME WITH A LEGEND, TONIGHT!?"

#korra #avatar #tophbeifong #toph #legendofkorra #lastairbender

There, I think I got them all out of my system. Thank you, all of you, for coming to my Ted Talk about the living embodiment of the one time Chris Farley played Giuliani's Son on SNL.

#PA #pennsylvania #PAsenate #SEPTA #politics

This baby-man whose beard looks like the clippings from a truck stop bathroom were swept up and put together with glue is holding the cards.

This gapped tooth, sack of void spiders is one of the reasons SEPTA, and all other transit systems in PA, are flying off a cliff going full speed like the Duke Boys.

This guy, this absolute fucking Crumb Bum, this man who just looks like he sucks eggs, is the PA Senate Majority Leader and has only worked 25 days in the last 180.