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Or just cancel Spotify. That works too.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Fixed it for them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you actually research Congressional pensions, you'd know that with such short service time, that "lifetime pension" is peanuts. Likely less than $20k and they can't even collect until age 62.

The real payoff is someone in industry paying them to lobby their former colleagues for favors.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🙎‍♀️🍷Mace: "I'm considering resigning from Congress."

🌎👏 World: "Cool, but are you going AWAY?"
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When this dark chapter in our history becomes history, and we see how all the dots that orchestrated our present are truly connected, there is going to be a great soul searching on how we let one unimpressive individual, or at least the aesthetic of him, bring the GOP and our nation to it's knees.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Another reason that any obstructionist party should never be allowed to block a swearing in of a rightfully elected member or postpone a special election.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Could someone explain a food desert to Ms. "We're all going to die"? 🫣 ☠️
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Another future cabinet appointee in the making.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Now, will she throw her hat right back in the ring?

Midterms are in 11 months.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
'ANYONE SERVING COFFEE IN A PLAIN RED CUP DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS WOKE & WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE MILITARY, HOMELAND SECURITY & J.D. SHITPOSTING ABOUT CHILDLESS CAT LADIES & SECTIONAL SOFAS!!

WE SAVED CRACKER BARREL FROM THIS TERRIBLE FATE!! MAKE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS GREAT AGAIN!!' - DJT
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Maybe that will get that 25th Amendment thing moving along a little faster. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well, every native tribe in her state showed her what a travel ban is like from the other end, so... 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is where we're at. Our old enemies have become friends of convienence.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He learned that anything is possible as long you ignore things like...

math
physics
reason
reality

..from his frenemy Elon.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
So about what time will Trump be posting something akin to "SABRINA CARPENTER IS A TALENTLESS HACK, JUST LIKE MARJORIE TRAITOR BROWN AND SETH MEYERS!" in all caps?

Should we start a pool?
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everyone here talking about the political stuff first apparently hasn't been to Vegas in awhile.

The decline there is largely self inflicted by corporate greed and precedes the election. Had Kamala won the election a lot of this would still be happening.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Boycotting a business on a specific Monday is an empty threat if you intend to end the boycott once it's Tuesday. 🫣

If anyone was serious about an economic boycott, it should have started back in January, should still be going and will continue indefinitely for as long as needed.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tomi and all of her "attractive and successful friends who have something going on" apparently have been tuning out all the "beyond" over the past ten months.

youtu.be/TwLfrBh4Q3E?...
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'd cheer, but too many innocent content creators have had to deal with similar sanctioning for making content calling out the sort of stuff Gaddis was posting. Youtube's hamfisted AI moderation often can't tell the difference.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He is kind of correct on this one, but the sub $2 prices are localized in Oklahoma City, Houston and surprisingly Denver. Under $2.25 is a bit more attainable, but only if you live in the usual areas.
USA and Local National Gas Station Price Heat Map - GasBuddy.com
Check out the heat map for average unleaded gas prices around the country for both Canada and the US. Type in your city to see a local gas prices map.
www.gasbuddy.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Heart of Rock & Roll" by Huey Lewis and the News. I'm going to chose Baton Rouge, but take your pick.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So, did the readers over there "add context"?
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Like yeah, this isn't a "Darn it to Heck" problem we're dealing with here.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Gollum married her (and procreated with her) for her "values", not her intelligence.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM