Is it Minneapolis time yet? Just a redhead missing some Tank shenanigans at the @saloonmn.bsky.social.

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Saloon things booked through June AND my Amsterdam Dance Event flights and Airbnb are booked and paid for. Woop!

Just in time to start submitting for gigs across the pond in the next few weeks.

Is it October yet? I'm ready for the cool and rainy cobblestone streets.

Won’t be back at the @saloonmn.bsky.social until March, but lucky for you I locked in my spring dates so you can add them to your calendars!

Is it Pride yet? I’m headlining Friday’s block party FYI… 🫣🤭😏

I didn’t see him for 2.5 weeks. Must lay on human. Must get belly rubs.
#dogsofbluesky

Does BlueSky like dogs? All I see are cats (which is great, don’t get me wrong.)

So let me feed the algorithm some puppy face.

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

Oh. Hey!