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just watched the remaining time on my washer go from four minutes to seven minutes, so i guess i can add washing machines to the list of things i don’t understand
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
just watched the remaining time on my washer go from four minutes to seven minutes, so i guess i can add washing machines to the list of things i don’t understand
in what way is salsa not a serving of fruit and veg?
in
what
way?
in
what
way?
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
in what way is salsa not a serving of fruit and veg?
in
what
way?
in
what
way?
getting my oil changed and i can very faintly hear “girls just want to have fun”
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
getting my oil changed and i can very faintly hear “girls just want to have fun”
happy 202nd anniversary of the day Jean Valjean adopted Cosette
also christmas, but mainly the Cosette thing
also christmas, but mainly the Cosette thing
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
happy 202nd anniversary of the day Jean Valjean adopted Cosette
also christmas, but mainly the Cosette thing
also christmas, but mainly the Cosette thing
just used liquid cold medicine instead of water to take my calcium supplement
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
just used liquid cold medicine instead of water to take my calcium supplement
opened a bag of jalapeño beef jerky in my car five days ago ?? why the car still smell spicy?
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
opened a bag of jalapeño beef jerky in my car five days ago ?? why the car still smell spicy?
i saw paul mccartney last night, so i would just like to take this time to remind y’all that the beatles exist in the my little pony universe
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i saw paul mccartney last night, so i would just like to take this time to remind y’all that the beatles exist in the my little pony universe
fun fact: horseradish hurts really badly if you get it in an open wound
September 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
fun fact: horseradish hurts really badly if you get it in an open wound
why is my fork giving me the vulcan salute?
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
why is my fork giving me the vulcan salute?
i spilt celsius on my phone screen and it opened the camera app ??? is an energy drink equivalent to the human touch?
September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i spilt celsius on my phone screen and it opened the camera app ??? is an energy drink equivalent to the human touch?
texts i sent to my mother at 6.36 last night:
September 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
texts i sent to my mother at 6.36 last night:
this is both the most and least specific fortune cookie fortune i’ve ever received
August 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this is both the most and least specific fortune cookie fortune i’ve ever received
to-day one of my preschoolers stomped on a mosquito, pointed to its mangled corpse, and said “that mosquito don’t skeet no more”
August 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
to-day one of my preschoolers stomped on a mosquito, pointed to its mangled corpse, and said “that mosquito don’t skeet no more”
genuinely can’t stand this bitch’s elbows
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
genuinely can’t stand this bitch’s elbows
so many blue, white, and red decorations. bastille day isn’t until the 14th, y’all
July 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so many blue, white, and red decorations. bastille day isn’t until the 14th, y’all
got handed a vers button at pride and told “you need this” ??
avap: assigned vers at pride
avap: assigned vers at pride
July 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
got handed a vers button at pride and told “you need this” ??
avap: assigned vers at pride
avap: assigned vers at pride
took off my bra just now and a lip balm fell out
took my bra off last night and a quarter fell out
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
took off my bra just now and a lip balm fell out
shout-out to my dad, @hawkeyerob.bsky.social
he added General Lamarque back on the wikipedia page, so crisis averted
he added General Lamarque back on the wikipedia page, so crisis averted
someone removed General Lamarque from the wikipedia list of people who died on 1 june
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
June 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
shout-out to my dad, @hawkeyerob.bsky.social
he added General Lamarque back on the wikipedia page, so crisis averted
he added General Lamarque back on the wikipedia page, so crisis averted
happy second barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
happy barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
June 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
happy second barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
when i was in college, i knew a guy who said he was dead for three minutes and in those three minutes he claimed to have gone to heaven and met jesus and that jesus was gay
i had dinner at his mom’s house one time and she told me that he was never dead and he made up the story to piss off his uncle
i had dinner at his mom’s house one time and she told me that he was never dead and he made up the story to piss off his uncle
June 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
when i was in college, i knew a guy who said he was dead for three minutes and in those three minutes he claimed to have gone to heaven and met jesus and that jesus was gay
i had dinner at his mom’s house one time and she told me that he was never dead and he made up the story to piss off his uncle
i had dinner at his mom’s house one time and she told me that he was never dead and he made up the story to piss off his uncle
happy barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
happy barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
no more cops at pride; from now on, we just give swords to the drag queens
June 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
no more cops at pride; from now on, we just give swords to the drag queens
the fact that i have cramps is homophobic
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the fact that i have cramps is homophobic
someone removed General Lamarque from the wikipedia list of people who died on 1 june
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
June 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
someone removed General Lamarque from the wikipedia list of people who died on 1 june
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia
anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
a group of five is hollering in the art center
May 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
a group of five is hollering in the art center