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scarletopinions.bsky.social
@scarletopinions.bsky.social
just watched the remaining time on my washer go from four minutes to seven minutes, so i guess i can add washing machines to the list of things i don’t understand
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
in what way is salsa not a serving of fruit and veg?

in

what

way?
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
getting my oil changed and i can very faintly hear “girls just want to have fun”
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
happy 202nd anniversary of the day Jean Valjean adopted Cosette

also christmas, but mainly the Cosette thing
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
just used liquid cold medicine instead of water to take my calcium supplement
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
opened a bag of jalapeño beef jerky in my car five days ago ?? why the car still smell spicy?
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i saw paul mccartney last night, so i would just like to take this time to remind y’all that the beatles exist in the my little pony universe
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
fun fact: horseradish hurts really badly if you get it in an open wound
September 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
why is my fork giving me the vulcan salute?
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i spilt celsius on my phone screen and it opened the camera app ??? is an energy drink equivalent to the human touch?
September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
texts i sent to my mother at 6.36 last night:
September 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this is both the most and least specific fortune cookie fortune i’ve ever received
August 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
to-day one of my preschoolers stomped on a mosquito, pointed to its mangled corpse, and said “that mosquito don’t skeet no more”
August 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
genuinely can’t stand this bitch’s elbows
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
so many blue, white, and red decorations. bastille day isn’t until the 14th, y’all
July 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
got handed a vers button at pride and told “you need this” ??

avap: assigned vers at pride
July 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
took off my bra just now and a lip balm fell out
took my bra off last night and a quarter fell out
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
shout-out to my dad, @hawkeyerob.bsky.social

he added General Lamarque back on the wikipedia page, so crisis averted
someone removed General Lamarque from the wikipedia list of people who died on 1 june

he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia

anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
June 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
happy second barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
happy barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
June 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
when i was in college, i knew a guy who said he was dead for three minutes and in those three minutes he claimed to have gone to heaven and met jesus and that jesus was gay

i had dinner at his mom’s house one time and she told me that he was never dead and he made up the story to piss off his uncle
June 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
happy barricade day to all those who observe the holiday
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
no more cops at pride; from now on, we just give swords to the drag queens
June 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the fact that i have cramps is homophobic
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
someone removed General Lamarque from the wikipedia list of people who died on 1 june

he was on the list last year, but i can’t add him back on because i’m still banned from editing wikipedia

anyway, happy pride month, my fellow friends of dorothy
June 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
a group of five is hollering in the art center
May 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM