Scarf on Face
@scarfonface.bsky.social
Tinder has a weird thing where people keep swiping left on me
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tinder has a weird thing where people keep swiping left on me
Heart full of love and brain completely empty
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Heart full of love and brain completely empty
Undiagnosed and unqualified to make a diagnosis but we match a little too well
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Undiagnosed and unqualified to make a diagnosis but we match a little too well
I got that dog in me. And by dog I mean childhood dogmatic religious guilt.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I got that dog in me. And by dog I mean childhood dogmatic religious guilt.
I lost my 12 word seed phrase can I borrow yours
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I lost my 12 word seed phrase can I borrow yours
We all have a group chat without you. Yes, you, the person reading this.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We all have a group chat without you. Yes, you, the person reading this.
Two dogs - one named Bertrude, the other named Gertrude
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Two dogs - one named Bertrude, the other named Gertrude
I don't believe that pugs love their owners the same way other dog breeds do. They know their breathing isn't right.
April 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I don't believe that pugs love their owners the same way other dog breeds do. They know their breathing isn't right.
I don't check the weather because every day is beautiful. My heart is full of love, your heart is full of cringe and is afraid to get a little wet.
February 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't check the weather because every day is beautiful. My heart is full of love, your heart is full of cringe and is afraid to get a little wet.
The last year of my life has been ragebait irl
February 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The last year of my life has been ragebait irl
They should make cans of drinks that taste like songs
January 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They should make cans of drinks that taste like songs
Waking up for another beautiful day of insider trading on Polymarket
January 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Waking up for another beautiful day of insider trading on Polymarket
I'm mentally preparing myself for an upcoming family gathering.
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm mentally preparing myself for an upcoming family gathering.