I cannot, because my cat has two personalities.

Just wash your hands

I choose to believe otherwise, and I will not be checking

I used to watch you & Dan on the Totally Rad Show. Great to see him doing so well!

Good for you. I strive to do the same. It’s up to others to decide if I succeed, and it’s important to be open to critique.

Lea Thompson in that movie has to be one of the horniest characters in movie history.

How do you decide what to play with so many new games coming out?

I was like, I dunno it's like an hour, but you speak so engagingly!

We talk about precise jury instructions and proof beyond a reasonable doubt, but the real practical function of juries in our system is as a final check on the most extreme "this is complete bullshit" prosecutions. And that they don't have to explain their reasoning is why that works.

Fox News Australia

Elon Musk told to put up or shut up.

Here’s one I prepared earlier

Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…

The escapist fantasy part pretty rapidly falls apart too.