3 Opossums In A Trenchcoat
@scared-marsupial.bsky.social
🔞 mostly SFW sometimes NSFW. I'm an opossum, 30 years, and I like to doodle. I garden, smoke, hang out with friends, and pretend to be human. The usual.
Taken by the Big Bad Wolf 💜
Taken by the Big Bad Wolf 💜
Sounds like a trap.
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sounds like a trap.
And they take you by the maw instead
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
And they take you by the maw instead
Learn something every day.
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Learn something every day.
Yeah, I don't remember that part at all. I think you're getting orange and brown confused.
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yeah, I don't remember that part at all. I think you're getting orange and brown confused.
I miss that duck. Come back to us.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I miss that duck. Come back to us.
That is how it works.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That is how it works.
Eh, her music blends into the background to me, but that's very likely just my taste in music. I won't deny she can sing tho.
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Eh, her music blends into the background to me, but that's very likely just my taste in music. I won't deny she can sing tho.
Making a poss wanna bark like a dog
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Making a poss wanna bark like a dog
I say we believe him. We should go ahead and do it, prove him right actually. We should totally do it. Just... Just because we technically don't agree doesn't mean it's a bad idea right?
...I'm doin it
...I'm doin it
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I say we believe him. We should go ahead and do it, prove him right actually. We should totally do it. Just... Just because we technically don't agree doesn't mean it's a bad idea right?
...I'm doin it
...I'm doin it
I'm sure I could have guessed that if I saw the sweet potatoes lol. Although I've never had one with a pecan topping, sounds great
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm sure I could have guessed that if I saw the sweet potatoes lol. Although I've never had one with a pecan topping, sounds great
That doesn't sound like a problem lol
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That doesn't sound like a problem lol
Pecan pie!! I believe I can see the beginning of something... delicious
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pecan pie!! I believe I can see the beginning of something... delicious
No belly rubs?
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No belly rubs?
And we still won't do shit, huh?
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
And we still won't do shit, huh?
At least don't say it out loud! 😭
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
At least don't say it out loud! 😭
If they're nationalists it would be better for everyone if they were.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If they're nationalists it would be better for everyone if they were.
it's nearly impossible to tell the good ones from the racist nationalists that are causing the problem. Until Christians publicly shame and condemn nationalists country wide, we will always assume the bad ones are the majority because that's all we have been shown.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it's nearly impossible to tell the good ones from the racist nationalists that are causing the problem. Until Christians publicly shame and condemn nationalists country wide, we will always assume the bad ones are the majority because that's all we have been shown.
Can we go back to Yule instead? You know, what it was before it was stolen and stripped of dignity
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can we go back to Yule instead? You know, what it was before it was stolen and stripped of dignity